The funniest Threats from Movies, Series and Books

The funniest Threats from Movies, Series and Books

They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
We're gonna need someone to sweep your teeth off the floor!
If you wish to continue breathing, I advise you to weigh your next words carefully.
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I fear no man. If you breathe oxygen, it's fair game. I will come and take you out.
Dokk Strassi: "May you never leave Mos Espa."
Boba Fett: "Even when a Trandoshan pays you a compliment, it sounds like a threat."
Ten seconds, two choices: One, the information, or your brains on the desk.
You don't need your mouth to pee!
Frank Martin in The Transporter
You're lucky you're still breathing, let alone able to walk. I suggest you take full advantage of that fact.
Any of you f*cking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf*cking last one of ya!
Honey Bunny in Pulp Fiction
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Well, if he's not gonna speak, he no longer needs his head.
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Jabba ruled with fear. I intend to rule with respect.
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Pyke Leader: "Are you going to kill us?"
Boba: "That depends on how you answer what I'm about to ask."
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Look out for yourself. Anything else is weakness.
Do I look like a man who came halfway across Europe to die on a bridge?
Frank Martin in The Transporter - 3
Have a good lifeā€¦ What's left of it.
Frank Martin in The Transporter - 2
For the record, there aren't 400 people in that container. Only 395 made it here alive.
Darren Bettencourt in The Transporter
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Frank Martin in The Transporter
Your face wore out my gloves! Buy me some new ones!
My fists have a very strict diet... they only eat losers!
Man, who said you could get your blood on my fists?
In difficult times, fear is a surer bet.
Fennec: "Shall I kill him?"
Boba: "He works for the mayor."
Fennec: "Is that a no?"
Alien: "What prevents us all from killing you and taking what we want?"
Fennec: "If you had spoken such insolence to Jabba, he'd have fed you to his menagerie."
You got guts, I'll give you that. You better fight as good as you talk.
Left for dead on the sands of Tatooine. I am Boba Fett.
Bo-Katan: "You are a disgrace to your armor."
Boba Fett: "This armor belonged to my father."
Bo-Katan: "Don't you mean your donor?"
Boba Fett: "Careful, princess."
Bo-Katan: "You are a clone. I've heard your voice thousands of times."
Boba Fett: "Mine might be the last one you hear."
Boba Fett in The Mandalorian - Season 2 Episode 8
Mrs M, if we were the last three humans on earth, I would be trying to start a family with Baldrick.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Baldrick, I want you to take this and go out and buy a turkey so large, you'd think its mother had been rogered by an omnibus.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Not even traditional Chinese medicine can cure your stupidity!
Interpol officer with a strong sense of justice and even stronger roundhouse kick.
Life is about growing and improving and getting better.
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The more you seek the uncomfortable, the more you will become comfortable.
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These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for.
Dean: "What the f*ck do we know about antiques?"
Barry: "If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple."
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That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fck up for a minute and comfortably share the silence.
Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction
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This shit is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here.
Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction
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Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
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Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 6 Episode 3
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You'd need at least five of you to beat me... No, ten!
That's right, fall to your knees... just like every other man who dared challenge me!
I really broke a sweat! How about another round?
Dated a Jawa for a while. They're quite furry. Very furry. Lot of issues.
Boba: "I don't negotiate with gutless murderers."
Cad: "If that's not a Quacta calling the Stifling slimy."
This is the one that you saved? You are as its father. A clan of two. But you have removed your helmet. Then you are a Mandalorian no more.
As a Jedi, we were trained to be keepers of the peace, not soldiers. But all I've been since I was a Padawan is a soldier.
Ahsoka Tano in Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Season 7 Episode 11
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