Funny Quotes by Politicians

Funny Quotes by Politicians

These days, I look in the mirror and I have to admit, I'm not the strapping young Muslim socialist that I used to be.
Barack Obama - White House Correspondents' Dinner 2013
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They missed a great opportunity to shut up.
Leno: "What's this thing with Trump and you? I don't get it, it's like me and Letterman - what has he got against you?"
Obama: "This all dates back to when we were growing up together in Kenya. We had constant run-ins on the soccer field."
Barack Obama - The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, October 2012
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or me being reincarnated as an olive.
Boris Johnson - June 2012
Never ask anyone over 70 how they feel. They'll tell you.
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog!
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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I am told that the last three speakers here [Westminster Hall] have been the Pope, her Majesty the Queen and Nelson Mandela. Which is either a very high bar or the beginning of a very funny joke.
Barack Obama - May 2011
Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening.
Zach Galifianakis: "What is it like to be the last black president?"
Barack Obama: "Seriously? What's it like for this to be the last time, you'll ever talk to a president?"
So congratulations, again, to the Miami Heat. And now we are going to take a picture that makes me look very short.
Barack Obama - January 28, 2013 - Miami Heat visit the White House
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Most of the things that we found out about ourselves are an essential part of every good party.
Angela Merkel (about Wikileaks)
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill (on his 75th birthday)
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