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Funny Quotes by Politicians

These days, I look in the mirror and I have to admit, I’m not the strapping young Muslim socialist that I used to be.

Barack Obama, White House Correspondents' Dinner 2013
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They missed a great opportunity to shut up.

Dump-QuotesJacques Chirac
 
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Leno: "What's this thing with Trump and you? I don't get it, it's like me and Letterman - what has he got against you?"
Obama: "This all dates back to when we were growing up together in Kenya. We had constant run-ins on the soccer field."

Barack Obama, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, October 2012
 
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My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or me being reincarnated as an olive.

Boris Johnson
 
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Never ask anyone over 70 how they feel. They'll tell you.

AgeGeorge H. W. Bush
 
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You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog!

Washington, D.C.Harry S. Truman
 
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Alcohol, Funny QuotesWinston Churchill
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I am told that the last three speakers here [Westminster Hall] have been the Pope, her Majesty the Queen and Nelson Mandela. Which is either a very high bar or the beginning of a very funny joke.

Barack Obama, May 2011
 
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Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening.

Bill Clinton
 
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Zach Galifianakis: "What is it like to be the last black president?"
Barack Obama: "Seriously? What's it like for this to be the last time, you'll ever talk to a president?"

Barack Obama in Between Two Ferns
 
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So congratulations, again, to the Miami Heat. And now we are going to take a picture that makes me look very short.

Miami HeatBarack Obama, January 28, 2013 - Miami Heat visit the White House
 
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Most of the things that we found out about ourselves are an essential part of every good party.

2010Angela Merkel (about Wikileaks)
 
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