20+ Funny and creative Insults

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The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are.

SpiritSeverus Snape in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 13
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Dump-Quotes, Funny Politician QuotesWinston Churchill
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I'm gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.

AssFast and Furious - 2, by Luke Hobbs
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I'll be very clear here, because you and I face an evolutionary gap.

John Abruzzi in Prison Break, Season 1 Episode 7
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One of the both of us is smarter than you are.

Unknown
 
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I never forget a face. But in your case, I'll make an exception.

King's Quest - VII: The Princeless Bride, by Mockingbird
 
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Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur?

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Carl "CJ" Johnson
 
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Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
 
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"The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone!"
"The only honest things I can say to you are insults."

Dump-QuotesBrandon Sanderson in The Stormlight Archive - Words of Radiance
 
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Girl, if brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends, to Jinx
 
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If your heart is gold and your body is steel, why's tin between your ears?

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends, to Blitzcrank
 
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Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.

Jerry Springer
 
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Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Brain in Pinky and the Brain
 
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Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?

Brain in Pinky and the Brain, Season 1 Episode 4
 
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I've got two minutes to kill. Tell me everything you know.

King's Quest - VII: The Princeless Bride, by Mockingbird
 
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