The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are.
SpiritSeverus Snape in Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixChrist, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.
Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 13I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Dump-Quotes, Funny Politician QuotesWinston ChurchillI'm gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.
AssFast and Furious - 2, by Luke HobbsI'll be very clear here, because you and I face an evolutionary gap.
John Abruzzi in Prison Break, Season 1 Episode 7Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong.
HK-47 in Star Wars Games, Knights of the Old RepublicOne of the both of us is smarter than you are.
UnknownI never forget a face. But in your case, I'll make an exception.
King's Quest - VII: The Princeless Bride, by MockingbirdAre you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur?
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Carl "CJ" JohnsonLongbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.
Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone"The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone!"
"The only honest things I can say to you are insults."
Girl, if brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud.
Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends, to JinxIf your heart is gold and your body is steel, why's tin between your ears?
Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends, to BlitzcrankSomebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.
Jerry SpringerPinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.
Brain in Pinky and the BrainDo you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?
Brain in Pinky and the Brain, Season 1 Episode 4I've got two minutes to kill. Tell me everything you know.
King's Quest - VII: The Princeless Bride, by Mockingbird