20+ Funny and creative Insults

The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are.

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I'm gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.

I'll be very clear here, because you and I face an evolutionary gap.

Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong.

One of the both of us is smarter than you are.

I never forget a face. But in your case, I'll make an exception.

Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur?

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

"The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone!"
"The only honest things I can say to you are insults."

Girl, if brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud.

If your heart is gold and your body is steel, why's tin between your ears?

Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.

Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?

I've got two minutes to kill. Tell me everything you know.