The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are.SpiritSeverus Snape in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.Alcohol, Dump-Quotes, Funny Politician QuotesWinston Churchill
I'm gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.AssFast and Furious - 2, by Luke Hobbs
I never forget a face. But in your case, I'll make an exception.King's Quest - VII: The Princeless Bride, by Mockingbird
Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur?GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Carl "CJ" Johnson
Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
"The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone!"
"The only honest things I can say to you are insults."
Girl, if brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud.Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends, to Jinx
If your heart is gold and your body is steel, why's tin between your ears?Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends, to Blitzcrank
Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.Jerry Springer
Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.Brain in Pinky and the Brain
Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?Brain in Pinky and the Brain, Season 1 Episode 4
I've got two minutes to kill. Tell me everything you know.King's Quest - VII: The Princeless Bride, by Mockingbird