20+ Funny and creative Insults

20+ Funny and creative Insults

The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are.
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Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.
Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 13
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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I'm gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.
Luke Hobbs in Fast and Furious
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I'll be very clear here, because you and I face an evolutionary gap.
John Abruzzi in Prison Break - Season 1 Episode 7
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Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong.
HK-47 in Star Wars Games - Knights of the Old Republic
One of the both of us is smarter than you are.
I never forget a face. But in your case, I'll make an exception.
Mockingbird in King's Quest - VII: The Princeless Bride
Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur?
Carl "CJ" Johnson in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas
Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.
"The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone!"
"The only honest things I can say to you are insults."
Girl, if brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud.
If your heart is gold and your body is steel, why's tin between your ears?
Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.
Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.
Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?
Brain in Pinky and the Brain - Season 1 Episode 4
I've got two minutes to kill. Tell me everything you know.
Mockingbird in King's Quest - VII: The Princeless Bride