The funniest Footballer Quotes of all times

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I'm starting to think that my left foot is capable of more than just picking up beer.

Bayern MunichThomas Müller (as Player at Bayern Munich)
 
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My son sent me a video about raging coaches - I was in there three times.

Liverpool F.C.Jürgen Klopp (as Manager of Liverpool F.C.), auf die Frage, wie er es schaffe, immer so humorvoll zu sein
 
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The most difficult thing in football is to score a goal.

Football/SoccerPep Guardiola
 
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There was the thought that this would send me into retirement. I sent their entire country into retirement.

DenmarkZlatan Ibrahimović, after qualifying for the EURO 2016 with Sweden against Denmark
 
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I don't believe they can change the Eiffel Tower for my statue, even the people behind the club. But if they can, I will stay here - I promise you.

Paris Saint-GermainZlatan Ibrahimović, about his future at Paris Saint-Germain
 
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Zlatan is just a human. The same way a great white shark is just a fish.

Zlatan Ibrahimović, via Twitter, October 3rd 2014
 
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If Real comes back against Dortmund I will let my girlfriend sleep with the players.

Real Madrid, Borussia DortmundMario Balotelli, April 2013
 
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When Dortmund won here for the last time, 19 years ago, most of my players have still been quenched.

Borussia DortmundJürgen Klopp
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