The funniest Football Quotes of all times

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When Dortmund won here for the last time, 19 years ago, most of my players have still been quenched.

Borussia DortmundJürgen Klopp

Ed Sheeran did what I haven't seen too often before: Make people smile when leaving the Schalke Arena.

FC Schalke 04Toni Kroos, July 2022

Congratulation on signing the best coach in the world.

Ajax AmsterdamLouis van Gaal, 1991, on becoming Coach at Ajax

I'm starting to think that my left foot is capable of more than just picking up beer.

Thomas Müller (as player at Bayern Munich)

My son sent me a video about raging coaches - I was in there three times.

Liverpool F.C., CoachesJürgen Klopp (as coach at FC Liverpool), auf die Frage, wie er es schaffe, immer so humorvoll zu sein

The most difficult thing in football is to score a goal.

Football/SoccerPep Guardiola

There was the thought that this would send me into retirement. I sent their entire country into retirement.

DenmarkZlatan Ibrahimović, after qualifying for the EURO 2016 with Sweden against Denmark

I don't believe they can change the Eiffel Tower for my statue, even the people behind the club. But if they can, I will stay here - I promise you.

Paris Saint-GermainZlatan Ibrahimović, about his future at Paris Saint-Germain

Zlatan is just a human. The same way a great white shark is just a fish.

Zlatan Ibrahimović, via Twitter, October 3rd 2014

If Real comes back against Dortmund I will let my girlfriend sleep with the players.

Real Madrid, Borussia DortmundMario Balotelli, April 2013