The best Quotes from Friends

The best Quotes from Friends

Friends is an American television sitcom created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, which aired on NBC from September 22, 1994, to May 6, 2004, lasting ten seasons. With an ensemble cast starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer, the show revolves around six friends in their 20s and 30s who live in Manhattan, New York City.

Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.
Ross Geller - Season 3 Episode 17
Joey: "Pheebs, wanna help?"
Phoebe: "I wish I could, but I don't want to."
Phoebe Buffay - Season 1 Episode 1
Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."
Chandler Bing - Season 4 Episode 19
Joey: "You're smoking again?"
Chandler: "Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still."
Chandler Bing - Season 3 Episode 17
Phoebe: "I was the last to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in."
Joey: "What?"
Phoebe: "Oh, looks like I was second to last."
Phoebe Buffay - Season 1 Episode 7
Monica: "Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding."
Ross: "A 'no sex'-pact, huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America."
Ross Geller - Season 7 Episode 19
Alice Knight: "We were just at the drugstore, so we got you a little present."
Frank Buffay: "It's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test."
Monica: "Don't mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop."
Monica Geller - Season 4 Episode 12
Joey: "It's never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship."
Monica: "It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship."
Monica Geller - Season 3 Episode 17
Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.
Joey Tribbiani - Season 3 Episode 9
Joey: "Some girl ate Monica."
Monica: "Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!"
Chandler: "So how many cameras are actually on you?"
Chandler Bing - Season 2 Episode 14
Phoebe: "It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing."
Rachel: "Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping."
Rachel Green - Season 1 Episode 3
Ross: "My new beeper."
Joey: "Why does a paleontologist need a beeper?"
Monica: "Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help! They're still extinct!"
Monica Geller - Season 1 Episode 22
Joey: "My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"
Chandler Bing - Season 1 Episode 21
Rachel: "I will see you and I'll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck?"
Ross: "No, not this time. What did you have?"
Rachel: "I'm not telling."
Ross: "Come on, show them."
Rachel: "Get your hands out of there!"
Chandler: "I've had dates like this."
Chandler Bing - Season 1 Episode 18
Phoebe: "Now we need the s-men of a righteous man."
Rachel: "If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place."
Rachel Green - Season 1 Episode 14
Monica: "This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex."
Chandler: "Sounds like a date to me."
Chandler Bing - Season 1 Episode 1
Rules are good. Rules help control the fun.
Monica Geller - Season 5 Episode 5
Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.
Joey Tribbiani - Season 7 Episode 8
Joey: "I'm having new headshows taken tomorrow,right? And the photographer said that she thinks I should have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?"
Phoebe: "Well, it depends."
Joey: "On?"
Phoebe: "On how far along he is in the sex change process."
Phoebe Buffay - Season 9 Episode 13
Chandler: "Oh my God, those are my bedroom eyes? Why did you ever sleep with me?"
Monica: "Do you really want to pull at that thread?"
Monica Geller - Season 7 Episode 5
Chandler: "Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break?"
Ross: "What's the difference?"
Monica: "Well, a spring vacation you're doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break you're doing frat guys."
Monica Geller - Season 6 Episode 19
Ross: "She's got to go back to London. But, you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together and then that's it."
Joey: "That's what all my relationships are like."
Chandler: "Yes, but in Ross' case, they both know in two weeks that's it."
Chandler Bing - Season 4 Episode 16
Joey: "Can you close that window, Chandler? My nipples could cut glass over here."
Phoebe: "Wait, really? 'Cause mine get me out of tickets."
Phoebe Buffay - Season 3 Episode 17
Joey: "I had the same dream."
Phoebe: "Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl."
Joey: "Oh, I had the opposite dream."
Joey Tribbiani - Season 3 Episode 17
Phoebe: "For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience."
Chandler: "I don't think you can make that statement, unless you've been kicked in the area, God only meant to be treated nicely."
Chandler Bing - Season 3 Episode 16
Joey: "Monica, relax. Go get a beer."
Monica: "I don't want a beer."
Joey: "Who said it was for you?"
Joey Tribbiani - Season 2 Episode 21
Ross: "It's just that I don't think breast milk is for adults."
Chandler: "Although, the packaging does appeal to adults and kids alike."
Chandler Bing - Season 2 Episode 2
Ross: "Look, will you guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world."
Joey: "Yeah, we know, but there's a baby sucking on it."
Joey Tribbiani - Season 2 Episode 2
Ross: "Rach, did you proofread these?"
Rachel: "Why?"
Ross: "Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your 'compuper' skills."
Rachel: "Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them?"
Joey: "No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few."
Joey Tribbiani - Season 1 Episode 18
I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called 'Excuse Me'.
Rachel Green - Season 1 Episode 18
Chandler: "This piece of furniture was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delveccio."
Joey: "You knew about that?"
Chandler: "The impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination."
Chandler Bing - Season 1 Episode 12
Chandler's Mom: "Anything you want from Lisbon?"
Chandler: "Just knowing you're there is enough."
Chandler Bing - Season 1 Episode 11
Joey: "You broke the code."
Ross: "What code?"
Joey: "You don't kiss your friend's mom. Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-Iooking aunt, but not a mom. Never a mom!"
Joey Tribbiani - Season 1 Episode 11
Women can see breasts anytime they want. You just look down, and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
Joey Tribbiani - Season 1 Episode 5
"You're such a nice guy" means "I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you."
Chandler Bing - Season 1 Episode 3
One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!
Joey Tribbiani - Season 1 Episode 1

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