The best Quotes from Friends

Joey: "Pheebs, wanna help?"
Phoebe: "I wish I could, but I don't want to."

Phoebe Buffay - Season 1 Episode 1

Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.

Ross Geller - Season 3 Episode 17

Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."

Chandler Bing - Season 4 Episode 19

Milk

Joey: "You're smoking again?"
Chandler: "Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still."

Chandler Bing - Season 3 Episode 17

Phoebe: "I was the last to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in."
Joey: "What?"
Phoebe: "Oh, looks like I was second to last."

Phoebe Buffay - Season 1 Episode 7

Monica: "Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding."
Ross: "A 'no sex'-pact, huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America."

Ross Geller - Season 7 Episode 19

Alice Knight: "We were just at the drugstore, so we got you a little present."
Frank Buffay: "It's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test."
Monica: "Don't mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop."

Monica Geller - Season 4 Episode 12

Joey: "It's never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship."
Monica: "It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship."

Monica Geller - Season 3 Episode 17

Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

Joey Tribbiani - Season 3 Episode 9

Peter Pan Netherlands

Joey: "Some girl ate Monica."
Monica: "Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!"
Chandler: "So how many cameras are actually on you?"

Chandler Bing - Season 2 Episode 14

Phoebe: "It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing."
Rachel: "Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping."

Rachel Green - Season 1 Episode 3

Shopping

Ross: "My new beeper."
Joey: "Why does a paleontologist need a beeper?"
Monica: "Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help! They're still extinct!"

Monica Geller - Season 1 Episode 22

Joey: "My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"

Chandler Bing - Season 1 Episode 21

Neutrality Switzerland

Rachel: "I will see you and I'll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck?"
Ross: "No, not this time. What did you have?"
Rachel: "I'm not telling."
Ross: "Come on, show them."
Rachel: "Get your hands out of there!"
Chandler: "I've had dates like this."

Chandler Bing - Season 1 Episode 18

Phoebe: "Now we need the s-men of a righteous man."
Rachel: "If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place."

Rachel Green - Season 1 Episode 14

Monica: "This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex."
Chandler: "Sounds like a date to me."

Chandler Bing - Season 1 Episode 1

Rules are good. Rules help control the fun.

Monica Geller - Season 5 Episode 5

Playing Rules

Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.

Joey Tribbiani - Season 7 Episode 8

Cows

Joey: "I'm having new headshows taken tomorrow,right? And the photographer said that she thinks I should have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?"
Phoebe: "Well, it depends."
Joey: "On?"
Phoebe: "On how far along he is in the sex change process."

Phoebe Buffay - Season 9 Episode 13

Chandler: "Oh my God, those are my bedroom eyes? Why did you ever sleep with me?"
Monica: "Do you really want to pull at that thread?"

Monica Geller - Season 7 Episode 5

Chandler: "Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break?"
Ross: "What's the difference?"
Monica: "Well, a spring vacation you're doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break you're doing frat guys."

Monica Geller - Season 6 Episode 19

College Grandparents

Ross: "She's got to go back to London. But, you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together and then that's it."
Joey: "That's what all my relationships are like."
Chandler: "Yes, but in Ross' case, they both know in two weeks that's it."

Chandler Bing - Season 4 Episode 16

Joey: "Can you close that window, Chandler? My nipples could cut glass over here."
Phoebe: "Wait, really? 'Cause mine get me out of tickets."

Phoebe Buffay - Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: "I had the same dream."
Phoebe: "Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl."
Joey: "Oh, I had the opposite dream."

Joey Tribbiani - Season 3 Episode 17

Phoebe: "For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience."
Chandler: "I don't think you can make that statement, unless you've been kicked in the area, God only meant to be treated nicely."

Chandler Bing - Season 3 Episode 16

Joey: "Monica, relax. Go get a beer."
Monica: "I don't want a beer."
Joey: "Who said it was for you?"

Joey Tribbiani - Season 2 Episode 21

Ross: "It's just that I don't think breast milk is for adults."
Chandler: "Although, the packaging does appeal to adults and kids alike."

Chandler Bing - Season 2 Episode 2

Boobs Milk

Ross: "Look, will you guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world."
Joey: "Yeah, we know, but there's a baby sucking on it."

Joey Tribbiani - Season 2 Episode 2

Babies

Ross: "Rach, did you proofread these?"
Rachel: "Why?"
Ross: "Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your 'compuper' skills."
Rachel: "Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them?"
Joey: "No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few."

Joey Tribbiani - Season 1 Episode 18

I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called 'Excuse Me'.

Rachel Green - Season 1 Episode 18

Chandler: "This piece of furniture was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delveccio."
Joey: "You knew about that?"
Chandler: "The impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination."

Chandler Bing - Season 1 Episode 12

Chandler's Mom: "Anything you want from Lisbon?"
Chandler: "Just knowing you're there is enough."

Chandler Bing - Season 1 Episode 11

Joey: "You broke the code."
Ross: "What code?"
Joey: "You don't kiss your friend's mom. Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-Iooking aunt, but not a mom. Never a mom!"

Joey Tribbiani - Season 1 Episode 11

Women can see breasts anytime they want. You just look down, and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.

Joey Tribbiani - Season 1 Episode 5

"You're such a nice guy" means "I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you."

Chandler Bing - Season 1 Episode 3

One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!

Joey Tribbiani - Season 1 Episode 1

Macho-Jokes Ice Cream

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To play Joey, I have to turn half of my brain off. The problem is at the end of the day, I sometimes forget to switch it back on.

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No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11

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Never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away - and going away means forgetting.

J.M. Barrie in Peter Pan

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Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge, pick you up, give a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all downhill from here.

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