Brain: "Yay, it's finally Friday!"
Liver: "Oh, shit."
Liver: "Oh, shit."
You know what rhymes with friday? Vodka.
"Hey, you. What's your name?"
"I'm Friday."
"Man, 'twas about time, lad."
"I'm Friday."
"Man, 'twas about time, lad."
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday so near to Monday?
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Oh, I just want what we all want: a comfortable couch, a nice beverage, a weekend of no distractions and a book that will stop time, lift me out of my quotidian existence and alter my thinking forever.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Calvin in Calvin and Hobbes
Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it's even begun.
You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.
When you're young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!
"What's your goal?"
"Closing time."
"How about something more long-term?"
"Weekend."
"Closing time."
"How about something more long-term?"
"Weekend."
My perfect weekend is going for a walk with my family in the park. I don't think there's anything better.
Happy Friday the 13th! May your stupid superstition scare you all day.
Friday the 13th.
Today, everyone thinks that their stupidity is just bad luck.
Today, everyone thinks that their stupidity is just bad luck.
If you think Friday the 13th is scary, try a day without coffee. That's scary!
Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whichever.
The only thing that's unlucky about Friday the 13th is that on the 16th, it's Monday again.
"Oh my God, today's Friday the 13th. Do you know what that means?"
"It's the weekend tomorrow?"
"Exactly!"
"It's the weekend tomorrow?"
"Exactly!"
I don't care that it's Friday the 13th today - at least it's finally Friday!
I don't care that it's Friday the 13th. I'm unlucky on every day anyway.
"It's Friday 13th. What are you worried about?"
"Monday 16th."
"Monday 16th."
Someday, I'm going to marry Monday, make him trust me and then I'll finish him off.
Life's beautiful every day. We just have to look more thoroughly on Mondays.
If we could have a Monday for once that doesn't feel like it's lasting for ten days, that'd be great.
I was done with this Friday the moment I found out it was Monday yet.
Potatoes become french fries, chips and vodka. I'm starting to think that other vegetables aren't really trying.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
For most people, on Tuesday the batterie's are still half full, strangely mine are half empty.
For most people, on Wednesday the batterie's are still half full, strangely mine are half empty.
Can't we just skip Thursday and jump right into the weekend?
The best thing about Sunday is Saturday night.
If you do anything productive on a Sunday, you will die unfortunately.
Weekend