Happy Friday the 13th! May your stupid superstition scare you all day.
Friday the 13th.
Today, everyone thinks that their stupidity is just bad luck.
Today, everyone thinks that their stupidity is just bad luck.
If you think Friday the 13th is scary, try a day without coffee. That's scary!
Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whichever.
The only thing that's unlucky about Friday the 13th is that on the 16th, it's Monday again.
"Oh my God, today's Friday the 13th. Do you know what that means?"
"It's the weekend tomorrow?"
"Exactly!"
"It's the weekend tomorrow?"
"Exactly!"
I don't care that it's Friday the 13th today - at least it's finally Friday!
I don't care that it's Friday the 13th. I'm unlucky on every day anyway.
"It's Friday 13th. What are you worried about?"
"Monday 16th."
"Monday 16th."
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Brain: "Yay, it's finally Friday!"
Liver: "Oh, shit."
Liver: "Oh, shit."
"Hey, you. What's your name?"
"I'm Friday."
"Man, 'twas about time, lad."
"I'm Friday."
"Man, 'twas about time, lad."
To caffeine and sugar, my companions through many a long night of writing.
Caffeine is by far the best drug. Very difficult to overstate how much changed when people stopped drinking alcohol all day and started drinking coffee/tea!
Sam Altman - September 2022
Someday, I'm going to marry Monday, make him trust me and then I'll finish him off.
Life's beautiful every day. We just have to look more thoroughly on Mondays.
If we could have a Monday for once that doesn't feel like it's lasting for ten days, that'd be great.