Happy Friday the 13th! May your stupid superstition scare you all day.Unknown
Friday the 13th.
Today, everyone thinks that their stupidity is just bad luck.
If you think Friday the 13th is scary, try a day without coffee. That's scary!CoffeeUnknown
Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whichever.Unknown
The only thing that's unlucky about Friday the 13th is that on the 16th, it's Monday again.Unknown
"Oh my God, today's Friday the 13th. Do you know what that means?"
"It's the weekend tomorrow?"
I don't care that it's Friday the 13th today - at least it's finally Friday!Unknown
I don't care that it's Friday the 13th. I'm unlucky on every day anyway.Unknown
"It's Friday 13th. What are you worried about?"