Potatoes become french fries, chips and vodka. I'm starting to think that other vegetables aren't really trying.Vodka, PotatoesUnknown
Lisa: "Oh my god. Who ordered the French fries?"
Carrie: "I'd have to know you a lot longer before I confessed to that."
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"McDonald'sJay Leno
I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.Denis Leary