Potatoes become french fries, chips and vodka. I'm starting to think that other vegetables aren't really trying.
French fries can be eaten by meateaters, vegetarians and vegans and they're even gluten free. French fries don't contradict any religions. They're tasty and don't spread hate. French fries hold our society together.
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.
In New York I pretty much live in diners - I order French Fries, Diet Coke floats and lots of coffee.