The best Quotes by Fred Flintstone

The best Quotes by Fred Flintstone

Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.

The Flintstones

Barney: "You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you?"
Fred: "Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble, I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. In my cave, I reign supreme!"
Barney: "I won't tell her, Fred."
Fred: "Thanks, pal."

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Fred: "How can you be so stupid?"
Barney: "Hey, that's not very nice. Say you're sorry!"
Fred: "I'm sorry you're stupid."

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Sorry I'm late, had car trouble. I picked up a nail. [Shows everyone a bandaid on his dirty foot]

The Flintstones

Barney: "You know, Fred, I hear that eatin' too much red meat is bad for you."
Fred: "What a load of bunk. My father ate it every day of his life and he lived to the ripe old age of 38."

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Wilma: "It's been weeks since you had a good word for anybody or anything."
Fred: "Oh yeah, what about that thing I said about your mother last week?"
Wilma: "My mother?"
Fred: "I said, good riddance she lives 50 miles away."

The Flintstones - Season 3 Episode 8

We'll make new friends, there's 4,000 other people in this world.

The Flintstones

Wilma: "I cannot believe you just sat there and let them walk out on us."
Fred: "At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again."
Wilma: "And that is more important to you than 20 years of friendship?"
Fred: "It is - on a hot day."

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Fred Flintstone: "I seem to have lost my appetite. What is this stuff, anyway?"
Pearl Slaghoople: "Health food, sonny. Just what the doctor ordered."
Fred Flintstone: "Then let the doctor eat it."

The Flintstones - Season 2 Episode 25

He was a midget in the big house, see? And he tried to escape by wiggling through a mouse hole after lights out, but he outsmarted himself, see? 'Cause it wasn't a mouse hole, it was a light socket, and somebody turned the lights on.

The Flintstones - Season 2 Episode 4

Why can't they invent something for us to marry instead of women?

The Flintstones

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Put daddy down, Bam Bam. Ouch! Not on the head!

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