Quotes by Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

Without deviation progress is not possible.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.