If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank ZappaSome scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Frank ZappaWithout deviation progress is not possible.
Frank ZappaPolitics is the entertainment branch of industry.
Frank ZappaIf you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
Character, Self-ConfidenceFrank Zappa