The best Quotes by Frank Lebowitz

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Wine has its uses... like revealing someone's true colors, for example.

The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Meat without wine is also a sin.

I can't believe that some people actually drink grape juice... if they had a little more patience, they would find that it ferments into the most exquisite wine.

It's a red burgundy, but to me, it's a passport to a travel experience. You know, I'm suddenly transported to a chateu garden outside of Dijon on a warm Autumn day.

Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.

When the wine goes in, strange things come out.

Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.

I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.

An unhappy wife is a wine merchant's best friend.

I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many wines should I be drinking today again?

It's too bad that wine can't be hugged.

There's nothing better than a glass of wine, a girlfriend, and a long talk.

What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.

O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.

Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine.

Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.

If you see German soldiers, don't panic. They are here to help.

I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in the 2024 Presidential Election. I'm voting for Kamala Harris because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them.

Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people. Clearly he is having a very difficult time processing that.

It's been the honor of my lifetime to serve as your president. I love the job - but I love my country more.

I am sorry on behalf of most, if not close to all, of Australia at this point. I'm sorry about Raygun and that we broke dancing.

I don't think you understand how Australians work. Once we get a hold of a good quality meme, we drive it into the ground until we die. We're all still dropping the old "I pulled a Bradbury" and that happened over 20 years ago.

I really appreciate the positivity and I'm glad I was able to bring some joy into your lives. That's what I hoped. I didn't realise that would also open the door to so much hate which has, frankly, been pretty devastating.

Don't be afraid to be different, go out there and represent yourself, you never know where that's gonna take you.

Since the day I announced my candidacy, I set out to find a partner who can help unite our nation and move us forward—a fighter for the middle class and patriot who believes in the promise of America. I am here today because I found such a leader: Governor Tim Walz.

Thank you, Kamala Harris, for the trust that you've placed in me. And maybe more so, thank you for bringing back the joy. I couldn't be prouder to be on this ticket - and to help make you the next President of the United States.

While Walz pretends to support Americans in the Heartland, when the cameras are off, he believes that rural America is "mostly cows and rocks". Walz is obsessed with spreading California's dangerously liberal agenda far and wide.

While it's not very Minnesotan to brag, I've got to brag on our state a little here: We were just ranked #1 in the country for health care.

If giving tax breaks to millionaires created jobs or grew our economy, I would be in favor of them, but they are the same failed policies of the past that just don't work.

I feel like I've got feet firmly in different camps. Between the right of gun ownership and public safety.

You have to understand what caused genocide to happen. Or it will happen again.

My first mission is to take care of our troops. I take that mission very personally.