The best Quotes by Francine Smith

The best Quotes by Francine Smith

Francine Lee Smith (formerly Ling; née Dawson) is a fictional character on the American animated sitcom American Dad! She is the wife of the main character, Stan Smith and the mother of Hayley and Steve Smith. Francine is voiced by Wendy Schaal.

A real New York hotel! How many Wall Street bankers have had their first prostitute here?

American Dad! - Season 10 Episode 14

Stan, we can't have a grown woman acting like a child in our house. This ain't no Disney Channel.

American Dad! - Season 11 Episode 3

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When I think of a Baltimore Raven, what I think of is you go in there, we take your lunch box, we take your sandwich, we take your juice box, we take your applesauce and we take your spork and we break it. And we leave you with an empty lunch. That's the Baltimore Raven way, that's the bully way and that's football.

Steve Smith (as Player at Baltimore Ravens)

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Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

Stan Smith in American Dad! - Season 1 Episode 14

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There's an old German saying: 'Don't blame the fish!' There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...

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Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar... that's gonna cost me $7!

Stan Smith in American Dad! - Season 10 Episode 11

Oh, I love your religion... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.

Roger the Alien in American Dad! - Season 5 Episode 9

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Roger: "I once survived four days in a Del Taco parking lot extracting life-saving nutrients from puddles and bird shit."
Steve: "Why didn't you just go into the Del Taco?"
Roger: "I'm a Taco Bell man."

Stan Smith in American Dad! - Season 11 Episode 15

Doctors are stupid, Roger. They're just failed dentists.

Stan Smith in American Dad!

When I joined the CIA, I knew the deal. If we make a mistake, we cover it up. Like the time Dick accidentally created feline AIDS and we covered it up by blaming it on gay cats.

Stan Smith in American Dad! - Season 11 Episode 20

I’m gonna go hit the sack, and then probably go to bed.

Steve Smith in American Dad!

Hello, Bill Gates? Turns out I’m the richest guy in the world, because I have an adoring wife and a loving family.
Hello, UNICEF? Yes, I’d like to donate some of my immense riches. What’s that? Children are still starving in Africa because wife love is worthless to you? What an odd policy!

Stan Smith in American Dad!

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I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.

Stan Smith in American Dad!

Ah, saturday afternoon TV. Where the sneaky networks hide all the good shows.

Stan Smith in American Dad!

Boil water? What, am I a chemist?

Stan Smith in American Dad! - Season 1 Episode 18

The new Pixar movie, Clothes. It’s about the secret lives of clothes. John Ratzenberger plays a tie.

Stan Smith in American Dad!

In a hundred years, when there’s a million jerks riding around Manhattan drunk in limos, the west will seem like a paradise.

Roger the Alien in American Dad! - Season 12 Episode 22

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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