The best Quotes from Franchises (Page 2)

If you continue to map the Unknown Regions, you'll have to call them something else.

Lieutenant, you're out of uniform. And you know, wearing an Ewok as a swimsuit is a felony on some worlds.

Cracken: "You're coming dangerously close to insubordination, General."
Wedge: "No, General. I'm not your subordinate. And what I'm coming dangerously close to is violence."

Isard: "I expected you to be taller."
Wedge: "I expected you to be dead."

Tomer, I direct your attention to the word "let". You've misused it. You don't "let" me, or "not let" me, anything. Understand?

Wedge: "What's that?"
Janson: "That's the sun, Wedge. It's after dawn."
Wedge: "Well, it offends me. Turn it off."

Han: "I could arrange for you to receive orders to conquer Coruscant, but your only resources would be twelve drunken Ewoks, four malfunctioning speeders, and forty kilos of beach sand."
Wedge: "That'll take at least two weeks, sir."

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong.

Definition: Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

Warning: It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Mark VII prototype: "I have learned to appreciate the value of all life."
HK-47: "That is very sad. Are you damaged? Is it repairable?"

There are two types of male pilots. Good men, such as the ones I never tried to break or run out of my squadrons, whom I would shoot before I ever trusted them with my daughter. And worse men, whom I would shoot if I caught them looking at my daughter.

Recitation: First, weapon selection is critical. If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a blaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself.

As a meatbag would say: "I have a bad feeling about this."

Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much.

I'm an assasin droid. It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that you wished removed from the galaxy... Master.

You are a very harsh master, master. I like you.

Definition: What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Your commander and I have something in common- I once flew for the Empire too. At Skystrike Academy. Turning to the Rebellion was the smartest move I ever made. I wish more of my friends had done the same.

It's like you said: the Death Star had to be stopped. Just as the Empire must be destroyed. If that's going to happen, some of us have to get blood on our hands. We have to be willing to kill, and willing to die. It's not easy and it never will be. But I can tell you this much, Kyrell. It's easier than standing by and doing nothing.

My parents are Muggles, mate. They don't know nothing about no deaths at Hogwarts, because I'm not stupid enough to tell them.

He's the best Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher we've ever had.

Dean: "SEND HIM OFF REF, RED CARD!!!"
Ron: "What are you talking about, Dean?"
Dean: "In football, you get shown the red card and you're out of the game!"

Dirk Cresswell: "Muggle-born, eh?"
Dean Thomas: "Not sure. My dad left my mum when I was a kid. I've got no proof he was a wizard, though."

I know Harry Potter. And I reckon he's the real thing - the Chosen One, or whatever you want to call it.

We're fighting, aren't we? The message said Harry was back, and we were going to fight! I'll have to get a wand, though...

Dolores Umbridge: "You have been exposed to some very irresponsible wizards in this class, very irresponsible indeed - not to mention, extremely dangerous half-breeds."
Dean Thomas: "If you mean Professor Lupin, he was the best we ever...-"
Dolores Umbridge: "Hand, Mr Thomas!"

Kyle Katarn: "Why can't you Jedi ever do things the simple way?"
Luke Skywalker: "If the ways of the Jedi were easy, there'd be millions of us, instead of dozens."

Kyle: "You always did plan for the worst."
Lando: "Ever since that run-in with Vader..."

The truth can hurt. But lies are worse.

Desann: "Kyle? Kyle Katarn? You're the legendary hero that destroyed Jerec at the Valley of the Jedi? You look like nothing more than a bantha herder."
Kyle: "Well, you look like an over-grown Kowakian monkey-lizard, so I guess looks don't count for much."

Luke: "I sense a disturbance in the Force."
Kyle: "You always sense a disturbance in the Force."

Luke: "Kyle, Jaden, you'll be going to Vjun."
Kyle: "Vjun? Isn't that just a big dead rock?"
Luke: "It also happens to be the location of one of my father's strongholds."
Kyle: "Okay. So it's a big dead important rock."

Mission to Tatooine successful. Imperial recruiters have been rousted as planned. Imperial resistance greater than anticipated - please adjust pay accordingly.

Kyle: "I'm no Jedi. I'm just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions."
Red-Eye: "Of course. Many peoples have them."
Kyle: "Lightsabers?"
Red-Eye: "Questions."

Gravity is a harsh mistress.

Never trust a bartender with bad grammar.

Jan Ors: "What would you do without me, Kyle?"
Kyle: "I'd be a content old man."

A new stormtrooper that can take out a Rebel base that quickly? I shoulda kept working for the Empire.

I believe, and believe strongly, that the Republic needs Jedi that get their hands dirty, that are part of the Republic's daily life. Jedi that live in ivory towers might be more dangerous than no Jedi at all.

Mon Mothma: "Luke is probably the last fully realized Jedi, General Solo. If he is lost... it may be over for the Rebel Alliance and the galaxy."
Han Solo: "Yeah, well, if he's such a great Jedi, how come I have to keep rescuing him?"

Kyle: "Mon Mothma must be getting paranoid. She never used to send pros like us out on blue milk runs like this."
Mon: "Kyle, Jan, greetings."
Jan: "Mon Mothma. Kyle was just talking about you."

Claiming the name of Luke Skywalker also claims his crimes against the Empire. This is the result. Skywalkers die.

We keep our door open to my old master Dooku. Sometimes paths diverge, and he is walking a different one than the rest of us. But he is still welcome. If we cut off everyone whose choices differ from our own, we would stagnate and cease to learn, cease to grow. We must let people choose their path, and let them go as they see fit, but always leave a door open for them to return. Despite what others may call them, no one is ever truly lost. There is always hope in the Force.

Eight there are here, yet nine there were set out from Rivendell. Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him.

I will do what I can to aid you, each according to his wish and need, but especially that one of the little folk who bears the burden.

Kinsman, farewell! May your doom be other than mine, and your treasure remain with you to the end!

Now is the time when those who wish to continue the Quest must harden their hearts to leave this land. Those who no longer wish to go forward may remain here, for a while. But whether they stay or go, none can be sure of peace. For we are come now to the edge of doom.

Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.