You need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. That's the best way to learn the language. In bed.
BedAntoine Lambert in Emily in Paris, Season 1 Episode 2Threatening the British by saying there will be only salt and vinegar on the table, is like threatening the French by saying there will only be wine and baguettes, or threatening the Swiss by saying there'll only be chocolate and Nazi gold.
England & Great Britain, SwitzerlandJohn Oliver (Last Week Tonight), Brexit IIOnly peril can bring the French together. One can't impose unity out of the blue on a country that has 265 kinds of cheese.
CheeseCharles de GaulleWe will come back.
FIFA World Cup 2022Kylian Mbappé, December 2022, on Argentina winning the World CupLino: "You're in the country known for the best food."
Amy: "I thought the French were known for the best food."
Lino: "You don't want the French to make you pasta."
In the U.S., people are very patriotic. Their patriotism is obvious. In France, for many years, you had to fight to be patriotic. People are pushing us from loving our own country.
Marine Le PenMathieu: "Do you know what the French do when things are at their darkes? When the bombs were falling during World War II, know what they did?"
Emily: "Hid?"
Your language is seriously fed up.
Emily Cooper in Emily in Paris, Season 1 Episode 2I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with.
The Matrix - Reloaded, by MerovingianThe French are romantics, but they're also realists.
Mindy Chen in Emily in Paris, Season 1For me, I have always thought a squad comes before everything. I always make decisions for the good of the French national team.
Karim BenzemaHow can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?
CheeseCharles de GaulleI'm proud to represent my country.
Raphaël VaraneWhen I want to know what France thinks, I ask myself.
Charles de Gaulle