Quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Frances Ann Lebowitz is an American author, public speaker, and occasional actor. Lebowitz is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York City sensibilities.

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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

GamblingFran Lebowitz

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

LoveFran Lebowitz

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.

Fran Lebowitz

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

TelephonesFran Lebowitz

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

USA, Russia, CapitalismFran Lebowitz (US-American writer)