Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Foolishness, Funny QuotesAlan DundesComment
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
FoolishnessFrank ZappaComment
You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination.
Foolishness, USACharles de GaulleComment