This is me being brave. I wanna be brave at home, locked in my closet, with my teddy bear.
I'm just wondering if it's okay if I hold you down against your will for a little bit?
Technically he's a tortoise, and he's always dreamed of being somepony's pet. He just wants a chance to compete, he won't get in the way. You won't even know he's there.
I'll catch you yet, my pretties. Oh yes, as soon as one of you little birds, or monkeys, or bears touches this net, you'll be mine!
You're going to love me!