My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.Jerry Seinfeld
I'm honored that so many Floridians are supporting my efforts to rekindle the American Dream.Ron DeSantis, November 2018
"How you gonna get a gun?"
"This is Florida. The God damn state is shaped like a gun!"
Florida is America's basement: it's wet, it's filled with mold, strange insects, alligators.Robert California in The Office, Season 8 Episode 11
Wrong? We're in Florida. The state bird is a chicken finger.Maury the Hormone Monster in Big Mouth, Season 3 Episode 5
Saudi Arabia... the country with bans on pork, alcohol and porn - or, as it's known in America: a Florida Breakfast.Saudi ArabiaJohn Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
Jerry: "Why Florida?"
Cat: "Because they don't ask questions. They play Volleyball, they party and they have fun."
Saul Goodman: "How about Florida? You get a tan, meet the Swedish bikini team, you know, swim with the dolphins."
Jesse Pinkman: "What about... Alaska?"
Saul Goodman: "Alaska, okay. Well, that's a different vibe. I never figured you for a big moose lover, but whatever floats your boat."
Alluding to the extent of Florida, a mere peninsula confined between two seas, they pretended that it could never sustain the shock of the discharge, and that it would "bust up" at the very first shot.Jules Verne in Reise zum Mond
Home is where the heart is and the heart is in Florida.Unknown