Quotes and Sayings about Florida

Ron DeSantis - November 2018

"How you gonna get a gun?"
"This is Florida. The God damn state is shaped like a gun!"

Florida Man

Florida is America's bas*ment: it's wet, it's filled with mold, strange insects, alligators.

Robert California in The Office - Season 8 Episode 11

Wrong? We're in Florida. The state bird is a chicken finger.

Maury the Hormone Monster in Big Mouth - Season 3 Episode 5

Saudi Arabia... the country with bans on pork, alcohol and p*rn - or, as it's known in America: a Florida Breakfast.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Saudi Arabia

Jerry: "Why Florida?"
Cat: "Because they don't ask questions. They play Volleyball, they party and they have fun."

Rick and Morty - Season 4 Episode 4

Saul Goodman: "How about Florida? You get a tan, meet the Swedish bikini team, you know, swim with the dolphins."
Jesse Pinkman: "What about... Alaska?"
Saul Goodman: "Alaska, okay. Well, that's a different vibe. I never figured you for a big moose lover, but whatever floats your boat."

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 11

Alaska

Alluding to the extent of Florida, a mere peninsula confined between two seas, they pretended that it could never sustain the shock of the discharge, and that it would "bust up" at the very first shot.

Jules Verne in From the Earth to the Moon

Home is where the heart is and the heart is in Florida.

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Florida - and that's pretty much the same thing.

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I think there is a real misunderstanding about what the Tea Party movement is. The Tea Party movement is a sentiment in America that government is broken - both parties are to blame - and if we don't do something soon, this exceptional country will be lost, and it will become just like everybody else.

Marco Rubio

Very rarely do firearms restrictions affect criminals. They really only affect law-abiding citizens.

Ron DeSantis

There are well over 250 victims, so we have to make sure that their identity is protected. Other than that, I think tomorrow you're gonna see some Epstein information being released by my office. What you're gonna see is a lot of flight-logs, a lot of names, a lot of information.

Pam Bondi - February 2025

The Epstein Files

This American system of ours... call it Americanism, call it capitalism, call it what you like, gives to each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it.

Al Capone

USA

The only truth is music.

Jack Kerouac

Music

Savage love, did somebody, did somebody break your heart?
Lookin' like an angel, but your savage love
When you kiss me, I know you don't give two f*cks
But I still want that

Jason Derulo - Savage Love

TikTok

I see myself as a huge fiery comet, a shooting star. Everyone stops, points up and gasps "Oh look at that!" Then - whoosh, and I'm gone... and they'll never see anything like it ever again... and they won't be able to forget me - ever.

Jim Morrison

Shooting Stars

Boy, come on, put your lipstick on
Come on and walk this way through the fire
And if you find yourself in a dark situation
Just turn on your light and be like

"Yes, and?"
Say that shit with your chest, and
Be your own f*ckin' best friend

Ariana Grande - yes, and?

Cause life is a lesson, you learn it when you're through

Limp Bizkit - Take a Look around, Album: Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water

Life

When I was six years old, I was in a rock band that was horrible called "Dead End." The name kind of described us.

Aaron Carter

You make me sick with every move you make.
When will you find your place in this world?
‘Cause it will never be beside me again.

A Day to Remember - Casablanca Sucked Anyways

Research is formalized curiosity. It is poking and prying with a purpose.

Zora Neale Hurston

If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths, rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success.

John D. Rockefeller

Success Business

You either win with us or you watch us win

DJ Khaled - GOD DID, Album: GOD DID

All creative people want to do the unexpected.

Hedy Lamarr

Art Creativity

Keep your head up and be patient.

A. J. McLean

Patience & Endurance

I got fast cars, bad b*tches and designer clothes
Couple thousand on my wrist and my neck is on froze
Spanish b*tches' butt naked and they twerkin' on the stove
Too much racks in my pocket that my wallet can't fold

Lil Pump - Designer, Album: Harverd Dropout

Don't worry about the pressure or the responsibility. Just live in it, have fun, and when everything seems to be going right, just stay humble and remember your family.

Roman Reigns

Life Family

We are not the sum of our possessions.

George H. W. Bush

Wealth & Richness

Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

Don Shula

American Football Quarterbacks

Prayer is the most important thing that I do.

Wayne Huizenga

Praying

We are all born naked into this world, but each of us is fully clothed in potential.

Emmitt Smith

Talent Being naked

Sometimes your haters are your biggest motivators.

Brooks Koepka

Motivation

The American flag, Old Glory, standing tall and flying free over American soil for 228 years is the symbol of our beloved country. It is recognized from near and afar, and many lives have been lost defending it.

Jeff Miller

USA Memorial Day Independence Day

Confidence is not, 'They will like me'. Confidence instead is, 'I'll be fine if they don't'.

Christina Grimmie

Self-Confidence

There is great treasure there behind our skull and this is true about all of us. This little treasure has great, great powers, and I would say we only have learnt a very, very small part of what it can do.

Isaac Bashevis Singer

The word 'iconic' is used too frequently - an icon is a statue carved in wood. It was shocking at first, when I got that reference. It was a responsibility, and it's impossible to live up to - you're supposed to be dead, for one thing.

Debbie Harry

Justice is never given; it is exacted and the struggle must be continuous for freedom is never a final fact, but a continuing evolving process to higher and higher levels of human, social, economic, political and religious relationship.

A. Philip Randolph

Freedom Justice

Reach for the stars!

Christa McAuliffe

As time goes by, you seem to weed out the things that were making your life hard.

Tom Petty

If you fall during your life, it doesn't matter. You're never a failure as long as you try to get up.

Evel Knievel

Giving Up

I was always going to church with my mom, dad and sister. I was literally raised under the godly influence both at home and church. There was no alcohol and no smoking at our house. That was the way a Bowden was supposed to live. My dad always told me to represent the Bowden name in a respectful manner.

Bobby Bowden

I want to be the new Marilyn Monroe.

Anna Nicole Smith

Marilyn Monroe

It is not that the Church hasn't been trained in evangelism; it is not a lack of instruction or information. The fact is, if you don't love people through the eyes of Christ, the world will never be changed.

Reinhard Bonnke

I don't care if I'm beautiful; I don't care what I am on the outside. It isn't about the outside.

Donna Summer

You'll never be disappointed if you always keep an eye on uncharted territory, where you'll be challenged and growing and having fun.

Kirstie Alley

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