The best Quotes from Florida Man

"How you gonna get a gun?"
"This is Florida. The God damn state is shaped like a gun!"

Everyone in this whole place can go ahead and kill each other. We won't even try to catch them anymore.

This ain't Disney World anymore. You need to get out of here.

A Florida man found out the hard way when the hunter became the hunted.

Hi, I'm Mike and I'm a gambler. Lost my job. Lost my wife.