Quotes by Flip Wilson

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

The secret of my success with Geraldine is that she's not a putdown of women. She's smart, she's trustful, she's loyal, she's sassy.

If I could marry my motorcycle, I'd roll her right up to the altar.

The devil made me do it.

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.