Flatsharing - Quotes about shared apartments

I actually thought that sharing a flat with my best friend would be a great idea.
Now it's 5 pm and we're sitting on camping-chairs in our living room and eat popcorn for breakfast.

The guys and I ate stuff from the fridge in our shared apartment for five years and we're still alive. Whatever's in that Corona vaccine can't be more dangerous.

Owning a cat is like having flatmates. Most of the time, everyone minds their own business, from time to time you hang out together and sometimes you find puke somewhere in the apartment.