Flatsharing - Quotes about shared apartments

I actually thought that sharing a flat with my best friend would be a great idea.
Now it's 5 pm and we're sitting on camping-chairs in our living room and eat popcorn for breakfast.

The guys and I ate stuff from the fridge in our shared apartment for five years and we're still alive. Whatever's in that Corona vaccine can't be more dangerous.

Corona-Jokes

Owning a cat is like having flatmates. Most of the time, everyone minds their own business, from time to time you hang out together and sometimes you find puke somewhere in the apartment.

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My ambition is handicapped by laziness.

Charles Bukowski in Factotum

Laziness Ambition

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort.

Jane Austen

Laziness

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

George Carlin

Laziness Ambition Work

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today - for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.

George Gobel

Laziness

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

Bill Gates

Laziness

Most people don't have that willingness to break bad habits. They have a lot of excuses and they talk like victims.

Carlos Santana

Laziness

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

Mary Wilson Little

Laziness Funny Quotes Fun

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Socrates

Laziness Food

It's amazing how productive doing nothing can be.

Kevin Flynn in Tron - Legacy

Laziness

Can't spell inspiration without procrastination.

Ron Stoppable in Kim Possible

Laziness

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put pants on.

Jennifer Lawrence

Laziness Bed

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!

Shikamaru Nara in Naruto

Laziness

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

Lech Walesa

Laziness

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Don Marquis

Laziness Yesterday

I can't relate to lazy people. We don't speak the same language. I don't understand you. I don't want to understand you.

Kobe Bryant

Laziness

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Charles M. Schulz

Life Laziness Bicycles

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

John Ray

Laziness Motivation

Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.

Sam Keen

Laziness Summer Heat

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants...

Anthony Hopkins

Laziness

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Jules Renard

Laziness

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

Bernard Williams

Laziness

Procrastination is one of the most common and deadliest of diseases and its toll on success and happiness is heavy.

Wayne Gretzky

Laziness

Elliot: "I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity."
J.D.: "Did you find it?"
Elliot: "No. I must've left it at college."

Elliot Reid in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 1

College Dignity

I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college, and before that... I was in the fifth grade.

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 4

College

Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity.

John F. Nash in A Beautiful Mind

Creativity College

I'm going to college. I don't care if it ruins my career. I'd rather be smart than a movie star.

Natalie Portman

College

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Frank Zappa

College Libraries

Ted: "Oh hey, where are you guys?"
Barney: "We're in a fundraiser, helping young women raise money for community college."
Ted: "Stripclub... nice!"

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 1

College

Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 16

College Long-Distance Relationships Teenagers

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.

Craig Kilborn

College

Captain Dickson: "New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and f*ck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed."
Jenko: "Oh, I love Disneyland!"
Captain Dickson: "You two sons of b*tches are going to college!"

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

College Disneyland

No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.

Robert Oppenheimer

Education College

My favorite college experience was probably leaving college.

Marshawn Lynch

College

Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results!

Dr. Raymond Stantz in Ghostbusters

College

Just because I don't have a college degree doesn't mean I am not smart!

Emma Stone

Intelligence College

To be successful in life what you need is education, not literacy and degrees.

Munshi Premchand

Education College

The U.S. Census Bureau acknowledged this fact when it reported that those with a bachelor's degree earn on average $1 million more over their lifetime than those with only a high school diploma.

Elijah Cummings

Education College

Chandler: "Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break?"
Ross: "What's the difference?"
Monica: "Well, a spring vacation you're doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break you're doing frat guys."

Monica Geller in Friends - Season 6 Episode 19

College Grandparents

The University brings out all abilities, including incapability.

Anton Chekhov

College

College isn’t the place to go for ideas.

Helen Keller

Ideas College

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

Aristotle

Learning Education College

You have to stay in school. You have to. You have to go to college. You have to get your degree. Because that's the one thing people can't take away from you is your education. And it is worth the investment.

Michelle Obama

Education College

Too much of what is called 'education' is little more than an expensive isolation from reality.

Thomas Sowell

Education School College

Education does not necessarily make you wiser.

Zhuāngzǐ

Learning Education College

Crazy times we're living in. I used to cough to hide a fart, now I'm farting to hide a cough.

Corona-Jokes

I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea.

Zlatan Ibrahimović - September 2020

Corona-Jokes

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