Flatsharing - Quotes about shared apartments

I actually thought that sharing a flat with my best friend would be a great idea.
Now it's 5 pm and we're sitting on camping-chairs in our living room and eat popcorn for breakfast.

The guys and I ate stuff from the fridge in our shared apartment for five years and we're still alive. Whatever's in that Corona vaccine can't be more dangerous.

Owning a cat is like having flatmates. Most of the time, everyone minds their own business, from time to time you hang out together and sometimes you find puke somewhere in the apartment.

My ambition is handicapped by laziness.

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today - for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

Most people don't have that willingness to break bad habits. They have a lot of excuses and they talk like victims.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

It's amazing how productive doing nothing can be.

Can't spell inspiration without procrastination.

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put pants on.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

I can't relate to lazy people. We don't speak the same language. I don't understand you. I don't want to understand you.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants...

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

Procrastination is one of the most common and deadliest of diseases and its toll on success and happiness is heavy.

Elliot: "I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity."
J.D.: "Did you find it?"
Elliot: "No. I must've left it at college."

I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college, and before that... I was in the fifth grade.

Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity.

I'm going to college. I don't care if it ruins my career. I'd rather be smart than a movie star.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Ted: "Oh hey, where are you guys?"
Barney: "We're in a fundraiser, helping young women raise money for community college."
Ted: "Stripclub... nice!"

Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.

Captain Dickson: "New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and f*ck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed."
Jenko: "Oh, I love Disneyland!"
Captain Dickson: "You two sons of b*tches are going to college!"

No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.

My favorite college experience was probably leaving college.

Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results!

Just because I don't have a college degree doesn't mean I am not smart!

To be successful in life what you need is education, not literacy and degrees.

The U.S. Census Bureau acknowledged this fact when it reported that those with a bachelor's degree earn on average $1 million more over their lifetime than those with only a high school diploma.

Chandler: "Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break?"
Ross: "What's the difference?"
Monica: "Well, a spring vacation you're doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break you're doing frat guys."

The University brings out all abilities, including incapability.

College isn’t the place to go for ideas.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

You have to stay in school. You have to. You have to go to college. You have to get your degree. Because that's the one thing people can't take away from you is your education. And it is worth the investment.

Too much of what is called 'education' is little more than an expensive isolation from reality.

Education does not necessarily make you wiser.

Crazy times we're living in. I used to cough to hide a fart, now I'm farting to hide a cough.

I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea.