Quotes and Voice-Lines by Fizz, the Tidal Trickster

Hmm, something's fishy!

Lee Sin: "I smelled you long before you arrived."
Fizz: "I'll take that as a compliment!"

One jump ahead of you.

Lee Sin: "I take no pleasure in fighting a child."
Fizz: "Me neither. I'm like at least twice your age."

I'll show them a watery grave.

The mighty shark stalks his prey.

Nami: "There's a pair of gills I'm happy to see!"
Fizz: "Fizz and Nami, rulers of the sea!"

Gangplank: "You best keep your distance, Fizz."
Fizz: "But it looks like you could use a hug!"

Feeding time!

Best way to the heart is between the ribs.

Pyke: "They all sink before they float."
Wolf: "Dead should stay dead!"
Lamb: "He will soon wish he had."

Kalista: "We shall pierce their treasonous hearts!"
Lamb: "Betrayers make for worthy prey."

Soothsayer: "Wash away all that troubles you."
Wolf: "We are the troubles!"

Jinx: "You build the VROOM VROOMs and I'll do the kachachaCHOOs."
Heimerdinger: "Ah, I see we're using technical terms."

Garen: "My heart and sword, for Demacia."
Jinx: "My blarg and bloof for bablafia."

Malphite: "The girl always beats me. I must learn her powers."
Taliyah: "Perhaps you should choose Scissors, Malphite."

Hecarim: "The living will fall."
Wolf: "They always do!"
Lamb: "By arrow or by teeth."

Darius: "Remember why you fight, brother."
Draven: "Blah blah Noxus, blah blah strength."

Taric: "Your arrogance is impressive."
Aurelion Sol: "It is the least impressive thing about me."

Miss Fortune: "Cute bird. He bulletproof?"
Quinn: "Cute face. Talon-proof?"

Swain: "Demacia's walls will crumble."
Quinn: "Then I'll have a clean shot at your head."

Sejuani: "We will take Demacia!"
Quinn: "Not the first time I've heard that."

My bird could beat up your boar.

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Love is not so easily dissuaded.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Wear a mask long enough, and you forget the face beneath.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

Rhaast: "With the Ora you wield, we could destroy everything!"
Kayn: "With all the stupid things you say, we could fill a library."

The only true death is to never live.

Wolf: "I see water!"
Lamb: "They are called tears."

What's in my violin case? Violence.

I accidentally did that on purpose.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

The only thing the sun's good for is what it does to milk.

Hate and love are just two words for passion.

Every smile is just a frown waiting to be turned upside down.

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

What is truth, but a survivor's story?

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

Fools fear death, the strong wield it.

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

How many times must I die before I learn to live?

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

They say I don't know when to quit. Like that's a weakness.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Captains told me to kill fish, fish told me to kill captains, makes sense.

Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.

Ugh, hey anyone know whose teeth are stuck in my knuckles?

Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.