Quote by Fiona Gallagher (about Frank Gallagher, Obi-Wan Kenobi)

I kind of have no choice. I gotta find Frank. Get him sober and ready to appear in court. He's like my sad-ass Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6

Frank Gallagher Obi-Wan Kenobi

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