Well you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him!Dory17
“I look at you, and I... and I'm home. Please! I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget.Dory14
When life gets you down, do you wanna know what you've gotta do? Just keep swimming.Dory9
I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food!Bruce4
Hello. My name is Dory. I don't think I've ever eaten a fish. Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.Dory1
What is it with men and asking for directions?Dory1
Chum: "Humans - they think they own everything."
Anchor: "Probably American."Anchor
He either said we should 'go to the back of the throat' or he wants a 'root beer float'.Dory
Marlin: "Oh, my stomach."
Crush: "Hey, no hurlin' on the shell, dude, okay? Just waxed it."Crush
I'm H2O intolerant!Sheldon the Seahorse
Bubbles: "Wow, the Big Blue! What's it like?"
Nemo: "Uhm. Big and blue."
Bubbles: "I knew it!"
It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.Bruce
You know for a clownfish, he really isn't that funny.
If you ever meet a sea turtle, make sure to ask how old he is.Nemo
Whoa! That was so cool! Hey, Dad! Did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?
Quotes about Finding Nemo
Carla, I have a six-month old child, I'm gonna be one of those weird old guys who brings my son down to the park, where everybody is like, 'Hmm, is he the dad, is he the grandad, is he the grandad's grandad and oh my God, why is he pushing a traffic cone on the swing while his five-year old little boy is in the mud crying? Is--is he taunting the little boy? No! He can't even see the little boy, and, now look: he's actually taking the traffic cone, putting it in the minivan and driving away while the little boy cries and the traffic cone sits quietly and watches Finding Nemo on DVD.' 
