A cartel-like group of scumbags and assaulted criminals who ocassionaly put on soccer matches.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight), Qatar World CupThe choice of Qatar was a mistake and I take my responsibility because I was the FIFA president at the time. Qatar is a small country. Football and World Cups are for big countries.
FIFA World Cup 2022Sepp Blatter, November 2022Do you want a dictator as president of FIFA or a democracy? Even a 15-year-old kid knows that the only good thing about FIFA is the video game.
Mino RaiolaSepp Blatter is a demented dictator. It makes me deeply sick just to think about Blatter being re-elected.
Mino RaiolaThis organization went from being toxic, almost criminal to what it should be - an organization that cares about football. We have transformed it into a new FIFA - an organization which is synonymous with credibility, trust, integrity, equality, human rights.
Gianni Infantino, June 2019Telling someone about the inner workings of FIFA for the first time is a bit like showing someone "Two Girls, One Cup". You do it mainly so you can watch the horrified expression on people's faces.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight), World Cup ExcitementThe only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling "beer".
Beer, Soccer World Championship 2014John Oliver (Last Week Tonight), World Cup Excitement