The best Quotes and Sayings about FIFA Association

A cartel-like group of scumbags and assaulted criminals who ocassionaly put on soccer matches.

The choice of Qatar was a mistake and I take my responsibility because I was the FIFA president at the time. Qatar is a small country. Football and World Cups are for big countries.

Do you want a dictator as president of FIFA or a democracy? Even a 15-year-old kid knows that the only good thing about FIFA is the video game.

Sepp Blatter is a demented dictator. It makes me deeply sick just to think about Blatter being re-elected.

This organization went from being toxic, almost criminal to what it should be - an organization that cares about football. We have transformed it into a new FIFA - an organization which is synonymous with credibility, trust, integrity, equality, human rights.

Fifa cannot sit by and see greed rule the football world. Nor shall we.

Telling someone about the inner workings of FIFA for the first time is a bit like showing someone "Two Girls, One Cup". You do it mainly so you can watch the horrified expression on people's faces.

The only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling "beer".