Quote by Felix Lobrecht (about Berlin, Munich, Oktoberfest)

One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".

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