Chefkoch: "Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him."
Stan: "Marry him?"
Chefkoch: "It definitely worked for every woman i ever met."
Stan: "Marry him?"
Chefkoch: "It definitely worked for every woman i ever met."
Chef in South Park - Season 6 Episode 2
3If you're worried about people seeing your ass, do what all the other girls do and tie a sweater around your waist.
Robin: "I'm pregnant."
Barney: "Are you sure you're not just getting fat?"
Barney: "Are you sure you're not just getting fat?"
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 12
1McDonald's is the reason why I'm out of shape. I would have got a salad, but you didn't have the option. So I was like, well, I guess I got to get 52 BigMacs. Thanks a lot McDonald's!
A recent survey of North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.
Trench: "Have you been sick? You've lost weight."
Barney Ross: "Whatever I've lost you've found, pal."
Barney Ross: "Whatever I've lost you've found, pal."
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
Bob: "He looks like a child molester. Louise, don't serve him. Let Gene bring it."
Gene: "Why do I have to get molested?"
Bob: "Because he's not gonna molest you."
Gene: "Why?"
Bob: "You're heavy."
Gene: "Why do I have to get molested?"
Bob: "Because he's not gonna molest you."
Gene: "Why?"
Bob: "You're heavy."
Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Zach Galifianakis: "You played in a movie called The Hunger Games."
Jennifer Lawrence: "Yeah. Isn't that your life story?"
Zach Galifianakis: "You shouldn't say that. That's off-putting."
Jennifer Lawrence: "You should be off-pudding. Because you're fat."
Jennifer Lawrence: "Yeah. Isn't that your life story?"
Zach Galifianakis: "You shouldn't say that. That's off-putting."
Jennifer Lawrence: "You should be off-pudding. Because you're fat."
Kim has a fat ass, so, like it would save her herself. It's like a floatation device.
I've said in the past that if I were Prime Minister, I would ban obesity.
None of us wanted to be the bass player. In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back.
Paul McCartney - about The Beatles
Rule number one for surviving Zombieland: Cardio. When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties.
Columbus in Zombieland
Kidnapper: "You guys watch the main cabin, I will find them. I'll take that fat guy as a human shield."
Peter: "Oh, nice, last guy picked for dodgeball, first guy for human shield."
Peter: "Oh, nice, last guy picked for dodgeball, first guy for human shield."
Peter Griffin in Family Guy - Season 15 Episode 10
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
This woman came in and she was so fat she actually had three smaller women orbiting around her.
Zoey: "Don't worry Ted, she's cute."
Barney: "'Cute' means 'fat'!"
Zoey: "She's not fat."
Barney: "'Not fat' means 'ugly'."
Barney: "'Cute' means 'fat'!"
Zoey: "She's not fat."
Barney: "'Not fat' means 'ugly'."
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 15
She really had a fat but: her fat butt!
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 3 Episode 4
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