Quotes and Sayings about Farting

Quotes and Sayings about Farting

I put the art in fart.
Elon Musk - January 2020

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.
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Working out makes people more comfortable with their naked bodies. So does Tequila.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
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Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
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If you're not careful, Netflix & Chill can turn into Disney+ & Children pretty damn fast.
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Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure that they are not the same hours.
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What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum. That's an amusing relic of our past.
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Wade: "What can I get for $275 and a Yogurtland rewards card?"
Vanessa: "Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the f*ck you want. And a low-fat dessert."
Vanessa Carlysle in Deadpool
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I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
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Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
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There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
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There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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My first words, as I was being born I looked up at my mother and said, "that's the last time I'm going up one of those!"
My mind is like an internet browser - I have 23 tabs open, 4 are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from.
I went to a costume party dressed as a chicken and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg.

Long story short:
The chicken.
There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
Nigel Powers in Austin Powers - Goldmember
I would never go bungee jumping. A broken rubber brought me into this world, a broken rubber isn't taking me out of it.
Without coffee, I could easily survive a zombie apocalypse. They'd think I'm one of them.
It's not a crime to be an a-shole, but it's very counter-productive.
Ray Embrey in Hancock
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How can you speak six languages and sound like a dick in every one of them?
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If you're worried about people seeing your ass, do what all the other girls do and tie a sweater around your waist.
Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 5
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Okay, maybe sometimes I'm a little bit a-shole, but the world needs a-sholes. Otherwise where would shit go out?
Dusan Mirkovic in Downsizing
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If god didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3
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I'm gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.
Luke Hobbs in Fast and Furious
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Ted: "Victoria was great."
Robin: "Exactly, and you threw it all away to chase after some hot piece of ass."
Ted: "You mean you?"
Robin: "Thank you!"
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 24
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Like, up the ass? Do you get used to that? I mean, the whole point of the digestive system is one-way traffic.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 1
Is a male asshole tighter than a female asshole?
Emma Meyer in Gen V - Season 1 Episode 5
Damn. Chick's got an ass like an onion - makes me wanna cry.
Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6
I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!
Buzz McCallister in Home Alone
Kim has a fat ass, so, like it would save her herself. It's like a floatation device.
I'm sick of the whole pooping thing... I'm gonna go get my butt cheeks pierced together.
Soap: "I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid."
Tom: "You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles."
Chloe, could you please get your head out of your ass? It's not a hat!
Aubrey in Pitch Perfect
If she says, "We can't have sex, I'm on my period", I would say, "Well, your ass isn't bleeding, is it?"
I enjoyed Halloween this year. I stuck two pumpkins down the back of my trousers and went as Kim Kardashian's arse.
Jimmy Carr - via Twitter
I've got to find a way to introduce some wood into Bilson's dark atrium. I think you know what I meant.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 18
Facebook is manipulating the public almost everywhere on Earth. That is why they won't open source their algorithm.
Elon Musk - August 2023
ChatGPT is scary good. We are not far from dangerously strong AI.
Elon Musk - December 2022

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