Quotes from Family Reunion

Moz: "We encourage the kids to be in charge of their own destinies. We're new-school parents."
M'Dear: "And the jails are full of new-school kids who need they butts whipped!"

Jade: "You reception's kinda bad out here. What's your Wi-Fi password?"
Grandpa: "We don't have Wi-Fi."
Jade: "Okay, is that all one word?"

Jade: "Do you understand what's going on?"
Shaka: "I think dad's talking about moving here."
Jade: "I'm really gonna miss him."

Grandpa: "We can't tell Moz how to live his life, nor can we tell him how to raise his kids."
M'Dear: "I can if he ain't doing it right!"

I'm ten. I'm a man now.

Grandpa: "I don't know if I can hug a man who beat my Falcons with a last-second touchdown catch."
Moz: "Okay, okay. Could you hug the man that bought you a brand-new Cadillac?"

We don't go to church. Dad says we belong to Bedside Baptist.

Cocoa: "Smells like ten extra pounds."
Moz: "You don't have to eat it."
Cocoa: "Oh, try and stop me."

Poor tree. Even you're sad to be stuck in the boonies of Columbus, Georgia.