Quotes from Family Feud

Harvey: "You gonna sit up here on national TV and say 'nekkid', and then point at the damn board like we gonna let you get away with it!"
Contestant: "I bet you said 'nekkid' in one of your comedy routines."
Harvey: "You on Family Feud! This ain't a comedy routine!"

Harvey: "When people talk about the big one, what do they refer to?"
Contestant: "A man's privates."
Harvey: "Family! I just got this job! What are you trying to do?"

Karn: "Name a famous astronaut."
Contestant: "Neil Young."

Dawson: "Name one of the Three Bears."
Air Force Captain: "Yogi."
Dawson: "This man's flying airplanes for us!"

Combs: "We asked 100 women, name something women borrow from each other."
Contestant: "One another's husbands."

Combs: "Name a famous game show host who would make a great talk show host."
Contestant: "Well, Richard... uh, I mean Ray...-"
Combs: "You can call me Richard. Besides, he hosted the very same show I'm hosting now!"

Dawson: "Name one of Santa's reindeer."
Contestant: "Adolf. "

Dawson: "Real or fictional, name a famous 'Willie'."
Contestant: "Willie the Pooh?"

Dawson: "Name a popular Halloween costume."
Contestant: "Santa Claus."

Dawson: "During what months of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?"
Contestant: "September."

Welcome to Family Feud! I'm your man Steve Harvey; we got another good one for you today.

Hi, folks. Over the summer, we've lost a beloved member of Family Feud, Richard Dawson, the original host of our show. Richard served as a panelist on Match Game, of which became an inspiration for the Feud. We would like to take a moment to remember him as a great man, who made our show an institution. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends. We will miss you, Richard. We sure will.

This is a family show, so both families never agreed not to be able to behave, like they're at home.

Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to remember a former host of Family Feud, Ray Combs. We lost Ray back in '96, but he'll be in our memory forever. He was also known for his humor, and was very loyal to our viewers. While Ray won't be around for this revival of the Feud, we will remember him for being part of our family, and we will miss him.

I have been studying all of the great CBS shows. I think I'm prepared, so if you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids! Wait a minute! That's the wrong show!

Thank you, and welcome to Family Feud. That's where two typical American families fight it out for family honor, and a little spending money for the relatives. If I look happy tonight, I am. I just got the oil drilling rights to Jack Lord's hair!

Dawson: "Name something Russia is famous for."
Contestant: "Russians."