The best Quotes from Family Feud

The best Quotes from Family Feud

Family Feud is an American television game show created by Mark Goodson. It features two families who compete to name the most popular answers to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes.

Harvey: "You gonna sit up here on national TV and say 'nekkid', and then point at the damn board like we gonna let you get away with it!"
Contestant: "I bet you said 'nekkid' in one of your comedy routines."
Harvey: "You on Family Feud! This ain't a comedy routine!"

Steve Harvey

Harvey: "When people talk about the big one, what do they refer to?"
Contestant: "A man's privates."
Harvey: "Family! I just got this job! What are you trying to do?"

Steve Harvey

Karn: "Name a famous astronaut."
Contestant: "Neil Young."

Dawson: "Name one of the Three Bears."
Air Force Captain: "Yogi."
Dawson: "This man's flying airplanes for us!"

Richard Dawson

Combs: "We asked 100 women, name something women borrow from each other."
Contestant: "One another's husbands."

Combs: "Name a famous game show host who would make a great talk show host."
Contestant: "Well, Richard... uh, I mean Ray...-"
Combs: "You can call me Richard. Besides, he hosted the very same show I'm hosting now!"

Dawson: "Name one of Santa's reindeer."
Contestant: "Adolf. "

Dawson: "Real or fictional, name a famous 'Willie'."
Contestant: "Willie the Pooh?"

Dawson: "Name a popular Halloween costume."
Contestant: "Santa Claus."

Dawson: "During what months of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?"
Contestant: "September."

Welcome to Family Feud! I'm your man Steve Harvey; we got another good one for you today.

Steve Harvey

Hi, folks. Over the summer, we've lost a beloved member of Family Feud, Richard Dawson, the original host of our show. Richard served as a panelist on Match Game, of which became an inspiration for the Feud. We would like to take a moment to remember him as a great man, who made our show an institution. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends. We will miss you, Richard. We sure will.

Steve Harvey - 2012

This is a family show, so both families never agreed not to be able to behave, like they're at home.

Louie Anderson - 1999

Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to remember a former host of Family Feud, Ray Combs. We lost Ray back in '96, but he'll be in our memory forever. He was also known for his humor, and was very loyal to our viewers. While Ray won't be around for this revival of the Feud, we will remember him for being part of our family, and we will miss him.

Louie Anderson - 1999

I have been studying all of the great CBS shows. I think I'm prepared, so if you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids! Wait a minute! That's the wrong show!

Ray Combs - 1988

Thank you, and welcome to Family Feud. That's where two typical American families fight it out for family honor, and a little spending money for the relatives. If I look happy tonight, I am. I just got the oil drilling rights to Jack Lord's hair!

Richard Dawson - 1975

Dawson: "Name something Russia is famous for."
Contestant: "Russians."

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God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it.

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I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.

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I'm a comedian first. I've learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that's how I've learned. I didn't take classes or anything. I don't need no classroom.

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