Quotes by Fallon Carrington

Steven: "Always trying to be the best and the brightest."
Fallon: "I don't have to try. I just am."

We both know it's easy to confuse "good" with "good in bed".

You know, there's a thin line between true love and truly psycho.

I love you almost as much as I love my trust fund.

Michael: "She's got some nice qualities."
Fallon: "So does a cocker spaniel, but I wouldn't want my father to marry one."

I swear, this family has more secrets than Trump's mistress.

Good news is too much damage has been done for it not to fall apart. And when it does, I'll be ready to pick up the pieces.

In case you ever wondered why my dad is so successful, it's because he's a genius at making you feel like he's acting in your best interest, when really it's all about him.

Steven: "When the revolution happens they'll come for your head."
Fallon: "Oh, I'll be sure to get my hair done."

Monica: "This is a surprise wedding?"
Fallon: "More like an ambush."

The Carrington impulse is to throw money at a problem and if that doesn't work, lie.

I don't have trust issues, I just know better!

You wanna gaslight me? I'll set the gasoline on fire!

You make me look like a liar, and worse, an abuser sympathizer. And my company, my entire brand, is specifically about giving a woman a voice after they've been silenced. And here I am, the daughter of a man who's trying to silence them.

I'm a Carrington. And our business is literally power. If you drove a car today, charged your cell phone, or made breakfast, chances are Carrington Atlantic had something to do with it.

The fantasy where you're smart, funny, and appealing to women only exists on your laptop.

Steven comes from a world where culls, cripples and homosexuals are taken out behind a barn and slaughtered before they get a chance to breed.

For the love of god, try wearing an age-appropriate outfit for once.

How many men do I need to say this to? I don't need your protection.