The best Quotes from Factotum

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man.

Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.

'Baby,' I said, 'I'm a genius but nobody knows it but me.'

My ambition is handicapped by laziness.