Quotes and Sayings about Facebook

I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on Facebook. Not a single picture went up. That was when I knew I’d found a solid group of friends, and I felt like I belonged.

Emma Watson

Social Media

You can make something big when young that will carry you through life. Look at all the big startups like Microsoft, Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter, etc. They were all started by very young people who stumbled on something of unseen value. You'll know it when you hit a home run.

Steve Wozniak

Ideas Apple Business Google Microsoft

This morning, there are more than one billion people using Facebook actively each month. If you’re reading this: thank you for giving me and my little team the honor of serving you.

Mark Zuckerberg - via Facebook (04.10.2012)

I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the f*cking McDonald's.

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 9

Facebook is manipulating the public almost everywhere on Earth. That is why they won't open source their algorithm.

Elon Musk - August 2023

Annoyed by social media? Just hang out on Facebook for three minutes, Instagram will feel great again!

January 2023

Instagram

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

Bill Maher

Fat People Stalkers

Brett Hand: "Question. Is this place evil?"
Reagan: "Uh, is Facebook evil? Is Starbucks evil?"

Reagan Ridley in Inside Job - Season 1 Episode 1

Starbucks

When the maths homework of my son is too hard for me, I post it on Facebook with the caption, "Only 1 out of 10 can solve this."

Mathematics

Donald Trump's decision to use his platform to condone rather than condemn the actions of his supporters at the Capitol building has rightly disturbed people in the US and around the world. We removed these statements yesterday because we judged that their effect -- and likely their intent -- would be to provoke further violence.

Mark Zuckerberg - January 2021, about the US Capitol riots

Donald Trump

The rise of Google, the rise of Facebook, the rise of Apple, I think are proof that there is a place for computer science as something that solves problems that people face every day.

Eric Schmidt

Computer Internet Apple Google

Be Connected. Be Discovered. Be on Facebook.

(Facebook)

Advertising Slogans

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community.

Mark Zuckerberg

Apple Google Microsoft Amazon

You can't socialise without being faceless idiots. More people have Facebook friends than actual friends these days.

Roman Reigns

Social Media

Twitter and Facebook are such amazing networks for me to introduce myself to the world and for fans around the world to introduce themselves to me.

Jenn Proske

X / Twitter Social Media

Calling Facebook a toilet is a little unfair to toilets. Because they make shit go away, whereas Facebook retains shit.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Facebook

Our main story tonight concerns Facebook, the worst place to wish Happy Birthday to a friend, other than a funeral.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Facebook

When I was in high school, I got bullied through social media - on the Internet, on my Facebook. That was hard for me, and I think social media has made it easy for people to bully other people on-line because they can just post anything they want anonymously.

Alexia Fast

Bullying Social Media

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected.

Mark Zuckerberg

Is it that we collectively thought Steve Jobs was a great man, even when we knew he made billions off the backs of children? Or maybe it's that it feels like all our heroes are counterfeit. The world itself's just one big hoax. Spamming each other with out running commentary of bullshit masquerading as insight, our social media faking as intimacy. Or is it that we voted for this? Not with our rigged elections, but with our things, our property, our money. I'm not saying anything new. We all know why we do this, not because "Hunger Games" books makes us happy but because we wanna be sedated. Because it's painful not to pretend, because we're cowards. F*ck society.

Elliot Alderson in Mr. Robot - Season 1 Episode 1

Steve Jobs Society

I just feel like all we have to do is take Facebook away from boomers and everything will be normal.

Baby Boomers

Research says Facebook has changed how our brains work. Before Facebook, when you said you liked something, you actually did.

Jimmy Fallon - via Facebook (05.09.2013)

If you want to cry use a tissue, not your Facebook status.

We want to give everyone in the world the best personalized newspaper in the world.

Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook CEO) - 07.03.2013

You're gonna get endless requests to play some game, that has something to do with gangsters and farming!

Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 13

Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

Sunglasses

It really isn't about fun anymore; it's about mission.

Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook CEO) - Tech Crunch Disrupt 2011 - about the future of Facebook

Business

I graduated from Harvard University in 2003 and the only reason that I mention that is that I have a sibling who did not graduate. So I always have to take that one.

Randi Zuckerberg - about her brother, Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg

This is an important milestone for Facebook because it's the first time we've ever acquired a product and company with so many users. We don't plan on doing many more of these, if any at all.

Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook CEO) - about taking over Instagram

Instagram

We have a saying: 'Move fast and break things.' The idea is that if you never break anything, you're probably not moving fast enough.

Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook CEO)

Progress

He really threw down the gauntlet today. You actually have to deliver something of value to a customer, rather than just being a person spamming.

Colin Murphy - about Marc Zuckerberg (Facebook CEO)

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The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

Adolf Hitler Jesus Popularity Social Media

Give me your love and not your like!

Internet Social Media

A friendly guide about wether I'll be watching your Instagram stories:
______ ______ ______ (maybe)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (hell no!)

Instagram Social Media Gen Z / Zoomer

I find Social Media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Social Media

I think we can all agree Elon isn't serious and it's time to move on. I offered a real date. Dana White offered to make this a legit competition for charity. Elon won't confirm a date, then says he needs surgery, and now asks to do a practice round in my backyard instead. If Elon ever gets serious about a real date and official event, he knows how to reach me. Otherwise, time to move on. I'm going to focus on competing with people who take the sport seriously.

Mark Zuckerberg - August 2023

Elon Musk

Virtual reality was once the dream of science fiction. But the internet was also once a dream, and so were computers and smartphones. The future is coming.

Mark Zuckerberg

Virtual Reality

Gerald Broflovski: "Well that does it, I'm going to the police!"
Stan: "For what?"
Gerald Broflovski: "To find out where Apple is keeping my son."
Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"

Stan Marsh in South Park - Season 15 Episode 1

Apple

Willow: "Have you Googled her?"
Xander: "Willow! She's seventeen!"
Willow: "It's a search engine."

Willow Rosenberg in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 7 Episode 4

Google

Great companies are built on great products.

Elon Musk

Business Tesla

Microsoft is in a very unique position to be able to go spend Sony out of business. Sony is really the only other player who could compete with Game Pass and we have a 2 year and 10 million subs lead.

Matt Booty - June 2023

Microsoft

Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 2 Episode 2

Instagram X / Twitter

Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Germany Fairytales

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

The Epstein Files

Stay hungry, stay foolish.

Steve Jobs

Business

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

Emma Watson

Fear

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Steve Wozniak

Computer

Sometimes all a girl really needed was a very bad idea.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes in The Inheritance Games - The Hawthorne Legacy

Ideas

Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 10

Debbie Gallagher

I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.

Mickey Milkovich in Shameless - Season 5 Episode 12

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