"You'll never find someone like me again!"
"That's the plan."
Elliot: "I'm notifying all my old boyfriends today that I'm officially off the market."
Dr. Cox: "I'm sure the 'pulse' setting on your shower head will be devastated!"
It's a shame, you paying all that money for an ex-wife and an ex-wife's house, and you're not allowed inside either one.Berta in Two and a half Men, Season 3 Episode 4
"I wasn't that drunk!"
"Dude, you told your Ex that the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth was your cum."
What do ex-wives and hurricanes have in common? When they go, they take your house and your car.Unknown