The best Quotes about your Ex

Elliot: "I'm notifying all my old boyfriends today that I'm officially off the market."
Dr. Cox: "I'm sure the 'pulse' setting on your shower head will be devastated!"

It's a shame, you paying all that money for an ex-wife and an ex-wife's house, and you're not allowed inside either one.

If you've been together for less than a month, he/she isn't your ex but an expired 30-day-trial.

A marriage might not last, but an ex-wife is forever.

My ex-boyfriend, he was really into family. He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time with his wife.

"You'll never find someone like me again!"
"That's the plan."

"I wasn't that drunk!"
"Dude, you told your Ex that the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth was your cum."

What do ex-wives and hurricanes have in common? When they go, they take your house and your car.

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.

The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world. But you do have some say in who hurts you.

If this is love, I don't want it. Take it away, please! Why does it hurt so much?

It's like you're homesick for a place that doesn't even exist.

Hope is like a shard of glass. Tread on it, and you'll end up wincing with every step. The best policy is to tweezer it out. Sure, it will hurt like billy-o and the wound will take a while to heal, but after that you can walk again.

One of the hardest things is to stop loving someone, because they stopped loving you...

It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together than it does to fall apart.

There’s a difference between saying good bye and letting go. Saying good bye is 'I'll see you again when I'm ready to hold your hand, and when you're ready to hold mine.' Letting go is 'I'll miss your hand. But I realized it's not mine to hold, and I will never hold it again.'

Poets often describe love as an emotion that we can't control, one that overwhelms logic and common sense. That's what it was like for me. I didn't plan on falling in love with you, and I doubt if you planned on falling in love with me. But once we met, it was clear that neither of us could control what was happening to us. We fell in love, despite our differences, and once we did, something rare and beautiful was created. For me, love like that has happened only once, and that's why every minute we spent together has been seared in my memory. I'll never forget a single moment of it.

But there are mistakes that are necessary. Sometimes you have to die a little bit to get back to live a little longer.

Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.

If nothing else, one day you can look someone straight in the eyes and say 'But I lived through it. And it made me who I am today.'

I know I'm not worthy of you. But I just can't help loving you. It's like wanting to touch a star - you know you'll never reach it, but you just gotta keep trying.

I'd give up all the world to see that little piece of heaven looking back at me.
Now that it's over, I just wanna hold her.
I've gotta live with the choices I made and I can't live with myself today.

Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable.

Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

J.D.: "What's wrong with me?"
Dr. Cox: "You're an annoying, whining man-child."
J.D.: "That question wasn't directed to you!"
Dr. Cox: "What question?"

Bob Kelso: "If there is one thing I have learned, it's that you can't schedule love."
Dr. Cox: "I think your credit card statement would beg to differ."

Have you ever had a thought, that you didn't immediately verbalize?

Charlie: "Looks to be a beautiful day. Slightly overcast, but that should burn off in a few hours, leaving us with another sun-dappled afternoon in paradise."
Berta: "You still drunk from last night, or did you get a fresh buzz this morning?"

I guess if they can put a man on the moon, they can put a woman on your brother.

Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around.

Sometimes in life when you get what you want, you end up missing what you left behind.

Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.

Well, listen, just remember, that love will get u through times of no money better, than money will get you through times of no love.

I'm glad to see that your father had your teeth fixed... if not your tongue.

Seems like our little angel has been spreading her wings in more than one bed, hasn't she?

Steven: "Always trying to be the best and the brightest."
Fallon: "I don't have to try. I just am."

Family is everything and when things get tought, you don't give up. You fight harder.

All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up.

The truth is, it's all of your memories, the joyful ones and the heartbreaking ones, that make up who you are as a person.

Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.

Elliot: "When did you meet Morgan Freeman?"
Turk: "That's my mom."
Elliot: "I like her freckles."

One way or another, everyone stops bleeding.

Turk: "Eight seconds! Is that a new record, baby?"
Carla: "That depends, what are we talking about?"

Helping someone move is like oral sex. You do it once and they owe you for life.

The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

Walden: "Money does not buy happiness!"
Alan: "I wouldn't know, I never had either."