The best Quotes about your Ex

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The best Quotes about your Ex

"You'll never find someone like me again!"
"That's the plan."

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Elliot: "I'm notifying all my old boyfriends today that I'm officially off the market."
Dr. Cox: "I'm sure the 'pulse' setting on your shower head will be devastated!"

Perry Cox in Scrubs, Season 6 Episode 20
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It's a shame, you paying all that money for an ex-wife and an ex-wife's house, and you're not allowed inside either one.

Berta in Two and a half Men, Season 3 Episode 4
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"I wasn't that drunk!"
"Dude, you told your Ex that the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth was your cum."

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What do ex-wives and hurricanes have in common? When they go, they take your house and your car.

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