Quotes and Sayings about Eroticism

Quotes and Sayings about Eroticism

After my shower yesterday, I felt really sexy. Even my towel got wet.

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Self-consciousness is the destroyer of erotic joy.

Ian McEwan in Enduring Love

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If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

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Sex Erotic Quotes

Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2

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Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

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Sex Violence Drugs

Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.

Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 2

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You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory - Season 5 Episode 1

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No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11

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Sex New York City

I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid.

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Org*sms don't send you Valentine's cards and don't hold your hand in a sad movie.

Charlotte York in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 4

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Sex Valentine's Day

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 2

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I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship.

Gregory House in Dr. House - Season 1 Episode 8

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Sex Relationships

Tell a man: "I hate you" - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: "I Iove you" - you'II probably never see him again.

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 10

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Men Sex Singles & Dating

Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Woody Allen

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Love Sex Erotic Quotes

When choosing sexual partners, remember: talent is not sexually transmittable.

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You know, it has been 17 days since I've "enjoyed" you. And I assume it's been months since you've enjoyed me.

Doug Heffernan in King of Queens - Season 1 Episode 1

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Sex Masturbation

Robin: "Have plans with Don on Saturday, he's making me Chinese."
Lily: "I'll assume you're talking about food, otherwise, I have some follow-up-questions."

Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 22

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A sexy glance beats a bl*wjob every time.

Anna in White Lines - Season 1 Episode 1

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Sex Erotic Quotes

There is no aphrodisiac like innocence.

Jean Baudrillard

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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

Mignon McLaughlin

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Sex Men & Women

Amanda: "Sex makes everything more complicated. Even not having it, because the not having it makes it complicated."
Graham: "That's why it's better to have it... some say."

Graham in The Holiday

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Abstinence is a healthy choice, that many teens will make. Either by choice, or, as I can attest, by circumstance.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Sex Education

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We've had sex 23 days straight. I've seen more ceiling than Michelangelo!

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 5 Episode 21

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Michelangelo Sex Erotic Quotes

It's like my grandmother always said: An erect penis doesn't have a conscience.

Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 1

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Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 10

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Lust and logic never seem to go hand in hand.

Violet Sorrengail in Fourth Wing

And I really do need to be convinced to behave.

Hannah Grace

"Do I need to get on my knees and beg you, Anastasia? Is that what you want?" She shakes her head and laughs. "The only time I ever want to see a grown man on his knees in front of me, Nate, is when his face is between my legs. So no, I don't want you to beg me."

Hannah Grace

What is it about tall, muscular men who are good with their hands that makes me weak?

Hannah Grace

I won't do anything without your permission. I'll wait until you want me, you desire me, and come to me yourself.

Massimo in 365 Days

Sex is for anyone; the aftermath is for lovers.

Harlan Coben in Tell No One

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I want to own this woman, body and soul. I want her.

E.L. James in Fifty Shades of Grey

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I don't make love. I f*ck... hard.

E.L. James in Fifty Shades of Grey

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Samantha: "Threesomes are huge right now, they're the bl*wjob of the '90s."
Charlotte: "What was the bl*wjob of the '80s?"
Samantha: "Anal sex."

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 8

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Sex Erotic Quotes

When it's gone, you'll know what a gift love was. You'll suffer like this. So go back and fight to keep it.

Ian McEwan in Enduring Love

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No emergency was ever dealt with effectively by democratic process.

Ian McEwan in Enduring Love

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Don't you ever tire of letting your dick do the thinking?

Joe in Enduring Love

Gabrilla Montez: "Well, you sound like you've done a lot of singing, too."
Troy Bolton: "Yeah, my showerhead is very impressed with me."

Troy Bolton in High School Musical

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Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."

Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16

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Love wasn't possible without a self, and nor was thinking.

Ian McEwan in Machines Like Me

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As Schopenhauer said about free will, you can choose whatever you desire, but you're not free to choose your desires.

Ian McEwan in Machines Like Me

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From a certain point of view, the only solution to suffering would be the complete extinction of humankind.

Ian McEwan in Machines Like Me

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Artificial Intelligence

This is how the entire course of a life can be changed: by doing nothing.

Ian McEwan in On Chesil Beach

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And though you think the world is at your feet, it can rise up and tread on you.

Ian McEwan in Atonement

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That morning, Jim Sams, clever but by no means profound, woke from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed into a gigantic creature.

Ian McEwan in The Cockroach

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As much as the father tried to keep the dangers of the world out... the outside world had a way of sneaking in.

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