Quotes and Sayings about Eroticism

After my shower yesterday, I felt really sexy. Even my towel got wet.

Self-consciousness is the destroyer of erotic joy.

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.

You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid.

Org*sms don't send you Valentine's cards and don't hold your hand in a sad movie.

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship.

Tell a man: "I hate you" - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: "I Iove you" - you'II probably never see him again.

Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

When choosing sexual partners, remember: talent is not sexually transmittable.

You know, it has been 17 days since I've "enjoyed" you. And I assume it's been months since you've enjoyed me.

Robin: "Have plans with Don on Saturday, he's making me Chinese."
Lily: "I'll assume you're talking about food, otherwise, I have some follow-up-questions."

A sexy glance beats a bl*wjob every time.

There is no aphrodisiac like innocence.

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

Amanda: "Sex makes everything more complicated. Even not having it, because the not having it makes it complicated."
Graham: "That's why it's better to have it... some say."

Abstinence is a healthy choice, that many teens will make. Either by choice, or, as I can attest, by circumstance.

We've had sex 23 days straight. I've seen more ceiling than Michelangelo!

It's like my grandmother always said: An erect penis doesn't have a conscience.

Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"

Lust and logic never seem to go hand in hand.

And I really do need to be convinced to behave.

"Do I need to get on my knees and beg you, Anastasia? Is that what you want?" She shakes her head and laughs. "The only time I ever want to see a grown man on his knees in front of me, Nate, is when his face is between my legs. So no, I don't want you to beg me."

What is it about tall, muscular men who are good with their hands that makes me weak?

I won't do anything without your permission. I'll wait until you want me, you desire me, and come to me yourself.

Sex is for anyone; the aftermath is for lovers.

I want to own this woman, body and soul. I want her.

I don't make love. I f*ck... hard.

Samantha: "Threesomes are huge right now, they're the bl*wjob of the '90s."
Charlotte: "What was the bl*wjob of the '80s?"
Samantha: "Anal sex."

When it's gone, you'll know what a gift love was. You'll suffer like this. So go back and fight to keep it.

No emergency was ever dealt with effectively by democratic process.

Don't you ever tire of letting your dick do the thinking?

Gabrilla Montez: "Well, you sound like you've done a lot of singing, too."
Troy Bolton: "Yeah, my showerhead is very impressed with me."

Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."

Love wasn't possible without a self, and nor was thinking.

As Schopenhauer said about free will, you can choose whatever you desire, but you're not free to choose your desires.

From a certain point of view, the only solution to suffering would be the complete extinction of humankind.

This is how the entire course of a life can be changed: by doing nothing.

And though you think the world is at your feet, it can rise up and tread on you.

As much as the father tried to keep the dangers of the world out... the outside world had a way of sneaking in.

That morning, Jim Sams, clever but by no means profound, woke from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed into a gigantic creature.