The 69 best Erotic Quotes

The 69 best Erotic Quotes

Lust and logic never seem to go hand in hand.

Violet Sorrengail in Fourth Wing

And I really do need to be convinced to behave.

Hannah Grace

"Do I need to get on my knees and beg you, Anastasia? Is that what you want?" She shakes her head and laughs. "The only time I ever want to see a grown man on his knees in front of me, Nate, is when his face is between my legs. So no, I don't want you to beg me."

Hannah Grace

What is it about tall, muscular men who are good with their hands that makes me weak?

Hannah Grace

After my shower yesterday, I felt really sexy. Even my towel got wet.

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Eroticism Shower

I won't do anything without your permission. I'll wait until you want me, you desire me, and come to me yourself.

Massimo in 365 Days

Sex is for anyone; the aftermath is for lovers.

Harlan Coben in Tell No One

A sexy glance beats a bl*wjob every time.

Anna in White Lines - Season 1 Episode 1

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I want to own this woman, body and soul. I want her.

E.L. James in Fifty Shades of Grey

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I don't make love. I f*ck... hard.

E.L. James in Fifty Shades of Grey

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If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

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We've had sex 23 days straight. I've seen more ceiling than Michelangelo!

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 5 Episode 21

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Michelangelo Sex

Samantha: "Threesomes are huge right now, they're the bl*wjob of the '90s."
Charlotte: "What was the bl*wjob of the '80s?"
Samantha: "Anal sex."

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 8

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Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Woody Allen

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Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2

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Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

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Sex Violence Drugs

Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.

Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 2

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You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory - Season 5 Episode 1

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No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11

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Sex New York City

I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid.

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Org*sms don't send you Valentine's cards and don't hold your hand in a sad movie.

Charlotte York in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 4

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Sex Valentine's Day

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 2

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I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship.

Gregory House in Dr. House - Season 1 Episode 8

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Sex Relationships

Tell a man: "I hate you" - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: "I Iove you" - you'II probably never see him again.

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 10

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Men Sex Singles & Dating

When choosing sexual partners, remember: talent is not sexually transmittable.

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Self-consciousness is the destroyer of erotic joy.

Ian McEwan in Enduring Love

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I don't like anything more than I like you. You're my favorite.

Hannah Grace in Icebreaker

Romantic Quotes

It's no secret that I love books. I love stories about people I don't know, and places I haven't been to. I've lived a thousand lives between a thousand pages.

Hannah Grace in Wildfire

An image like a forgotten dream develops like a Polaroid in my memory.

E.L. James in The Mister

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E.L. James in Fifty Shades of Grey

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The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection.

Michelangelo

"I'd have to be a masochist to sleep with you, and I can assure I'm not."
Fantasising about it doesn't count.

Violet Sorrengail in Fourth Wing

Violet Sorrengail: "Thank you for being my friend."
Liam Mairi: "It's been. My honor."

Liam Mairi in Fourth Wing

Violet Sorrengail

Gabrilla Montez: "Well, you sound like you've done a lot of singing, too."
Troy Bolton: "Yeah, my showerhead is very impressed with me."

Troy Bolton in High School Musical

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Laura: "I don't need 365 days."
Massimo: "...because?"
Laura: "Because I love you."

Laura in 365 Days

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Hope could be a wonderful thing. But hope could crush you anew every single day. Hope could be the cruelest thing in the world.

Harlan Coben in Stay Close

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Here is the truth about tragedy: it's good for the soul.

Harlan Coben in Tell No One

Blame is a bucket of shit that mediocre men throw around. Real men carry blame on their shoulders.

Andreu Calafat in White Lines - Season 1 Episode 4

Elena: "Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?"
Damon: "When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations."

Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

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Trust is earned - I can't just magically hand it over.

Elena Gilbert in The Vampire Diaries - Season 1 Episode 4

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I want him to have what he wants - if it's what I want.

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 3 Episode 6

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The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care.

Bree Van De Kamp in Desperate Housewives - Season 2 Episode 16

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Love Hatred Indifference

Samantha: "I don't get laid, unless the Knicks win. Can I just say? They and I have been on a very long losing streak."
Carrie: "That's awful."
Samantha: "No kidding. The Knicks are the only ones getting screwed!"

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13

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