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The best Quotes by Ernie & Bert
Series-Quotes
[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.
Sesame Street
Bananas
Bert
: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie
: "Absolutely, Bert."
The Muppet Show
- Season 1 Episode 2
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[Asked why he lives in a trash can] Well, the rent is cheap and I love trash, so I figured I would be close to it if I lived in a trash can myself.
Oscar the Grouch
in
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Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash!
Oscar the Grouch
in
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Elmo thinks it's important to be kind because if you're kind to somebody, then they'll be kind to somebody, and it goes on and on and on.
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in
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Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.
Cookie Monster
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Ernie
: "You know, whenever I'm not sleepy, Bert tells me to count sheep."
Count
: "‘Count Sheep?’ Who's that?"
The Count
in
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Bad days happen to everyone, but when one happens to you, just keep doing your best and never let a bad day make you feel bad about yourself.
Big Bird
in
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Statler
: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf
: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler
: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"
Waldorf & Statler
in
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Statler
: "Do you think this show is educational?"
Waldorf
: "Yes. It'll drive people to read books."
Waldorf & Statler
in
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- Season 1 Episode 2
Waldorf
: "Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit. He's sick."
Kermit
: "Oh, that's too bad. The flu?"
Waldorf
: "No, the show. He's sick of it."
Waldorf & Statler
in
The Muppet Show
- Season 4 Episode 13
Waldorf
: "Just when you think the show is terrible, something wonderful happens."
Statler
: "What?"
Waldorf
: "It ends."
Waldorf & Statler
in
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- Season 4 Episode 3
Statler
: "I know what is wrong, with this show, it's the theater."
Waldorf
: "What's wrong with it?"
Statler
: "The seats face the stage."
Waldorf & Statler
in
The Muppet Show
- Season 2 Episode 1
Nurse Piggy
: "It's too late, Dr. Bob. We've lost him."
Doctor Bob
: "Well, he couldn't have gone so far. He was under the sheet just a second ago."
Doctor Bob
in
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- Season 1 Episode 17
Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.
Cookie Monster
in
Sesame Street
Cookies
Cookie is like high five for stomach.
Cookie Monster
in
Sesame Street
1
Cookies
Me love to eat cookies. Sometimes eat whole, sometimes me chew it.
Cookie Monster
in
Sesame Street
Cookies
Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.
Cookie Monster
in
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Cookies
Sometimes me think, "What is a friend?" And then me say, "a friend is someone to share the last cookie with."
Cookie Monster
in
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Cookies
Yes, that was banana. No one expects the banana.
Soraka, the Starchild
in
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3
Bananas
The tribe said their farewells. Kevin had given them something they hadn't had in a very long time. Hope. Kevin felt pride. He was going to be the one to save his tribe. Stuart felt hungry mostly. He was going to be the one to eat this banana. And Bob, Bob was frightened of the journey ahead. And they were Off. Off to find their new boss.
Minions
Bananas
Nathan
: "[got to hold grip on a bar] All right, eh, come on, admit it. You're impressed."
Chloe
: "I am. I'll throw you a banana."
Chloe Frazer in
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If you keep practicing, you can do anything.
Elmo
in
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It's incredible where you can go with your imagination.
Elmo
in
Sesame Street
You'd be a grouch, too, if you lived in a trash can.
Oscar the Grouch
in
Sesame Street
Greetings it is I the Count. They call me the Count because I love to count things.
The Count
in
Sesame Street
Where there is life, there is hope.
Grover
in
Sesame Street
It is I, your furry pal, Grover!
Grover
in
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Everyone makes mistakes, so why can't you?
Big Bird
in
Sesame Street
Waldorf
: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
Statler
: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!"
Waldorf & Statler
in
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- Season 5 Episode 18
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Waldorf
: "Well, this has been an evening to remember."
Statler
: "Why?"
Waldorf
: "I forgot."
Waldorf & Statler
in
The Muppet Show
- Season 4 Episode 18
Waldorf
: "Do you think there's life in outer space?"
Statler
: "There's certainly none in this theater."
Waldorf & Statler
in
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- Season 4 Episode 17
Changes happen as time passes by. Soon enough, you'll be grown.
Kermit the Frog
in
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You are what you eat, which I guess makes me part mosquito.
Kermit the Frog
in
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Mosquitoes
Listen everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why? Well because, thanks to Walter here we tried. And if we failed, we failed together and to me that's not failing at all.
Kermit the Frog
in
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If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?
Jordan Klepper
in
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One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.
Philomena Cunk
in
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