Quotes by Erma Bombeck

Erma Louise Bombeck was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life from the mid-1960s until the late 1990s. Bombeck also published 15 books, most of which became bestsellers.

The best Quotes and Sayings

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

Laughing & Smile, Humor & ComedyErma Bombeck
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

Children & Childhood, ChristmasErma Bombeck
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Doctors & Medicine, BureauErma Bombeck
 
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

TalentErma Bombeck
 
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If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

Laughing & SmileErma Bombeck
 
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Humor & ComedyErma Bombeck
 
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

Success, FameErma Bombeck
 
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