Quote by Erling Haaland

Quote by Erling Haaland

My first girlfriend always complained about me not spending enough time with her. One day she made me choose between her and football. I miss her sometimes.

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Listen, I do my job on the pitch. After the match I want to hit the showers, and crack a few cold ones with the boys - not answer questions reporters already know the answers to.

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It's not bad, but it could have been more than that.

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I have scored 50+ goals and won the treble, but still I didn't win the Ballon d'Or. If it were Messi in my place, he would have won it. The award lost its value, and I won't be attending any more ceremonies.

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I've always been liking the Premier League and I'm settling in good. The tempo is nice. The vibe is nice. I like England.

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I am very angry. We just weren't good enough. It is a tremendous disappointment. We had a good chance to qualify for the Eurocup

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Current health status for the ones wondering: pissed off. Second time in 4 months they kill me.

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Do you want a dictator as president of FIFA or a democracy? Even a 15-year-old kid knows that the only good thing about FIFA is the video game.

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Sepp Blatter is a demented dictator. It makes me deeply sick just to think about Blatter being re-elected.

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If Mario Balotelli had Zlatan Ibrahimovic's head, Lionel Messi would have fewer Ballon d'Or awards.

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Pep Guardiola, the coach, is fantastic. As a person he's an absolute zero. He's a coward, a dog.

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I think Cruyff and Guardiola can go to a mental hospital together, shut up, sit there and play cards together. They would do football and Barcelona a great service.

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Fake news travel quick and far.

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Some people need to talk for fear of being forgotten. Paul Scholes wouldn't recognize a leader if he was in front of Sir Winston Churchill.

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We'll be waiting for him like a wife, waiting for her husband to be released from prison.

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I think because the fans are so close with the team, because the city is so connected by football, it just means more.

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Jürgen Klopp told me the other day to take good care of his "ex". I know how much he loves that club.

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I don't think about money when I make these kinds of decisions. I play for the love of the game. I loved the feeling I got from Real Madrid.

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I want to finish with dignity so in a good club. It doesn't mean that to go USA or Qatar or Dubai is not good but I don't see myself there.

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What am I supposed to say about that? I'm a goalkeeper.

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Since I left France, everything has gone downhill. France needs me, I don't need France. Even if you have Mbappé, Neymar and Messi, it doesn't help you because you don't have God.

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I'm truly saddened by the death of Her Majesty, The Queen. What an outpouring of love and respect we saw for the Platinum Jubilee for her life of service. How devastated we all feel today shows what she has meant to people in this country and around the world.

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All taxi drivers in Manchester are City fans. When you want to go to United, they'll drive you out in the sticks and dump you there.

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