I went two games without scoring so it was about time.
Erling Haaland, January 2021My first girlfriend always complained about me not spending enough time with her. One day she made me choose between her and football. I miss her sometimes.
Erling HaalandThe day I do an interview over one minute will be the day I quit football.
Erling HaalandWe're in good shape. So now, Dortmund is coming!
Borussia DortmundErling Haaland (as player for Borussia Dortmund), April 2021Listen, I do my job on the pitch. After the match I want to hit the showers, and crack a few cold ones with the boys - not answer questions reporters already know the answers to.
Erling HaalandWhat a night! You need a hattrick? Call me!
Erling Haaland, July 2019, after scoring a hattrick in his CL debutIt's not bad, but it could have been more than that.
Borussia DortmundErling Haaland (as player for Borussia Dortmund), October 2020, about his 17 goals in 18 gamesPeople say meat is bad for you, but which? The meat you get at McDonald's? Or the local cow eating grass right over there? I eat the heart and the liver.
Erling Haaland, Haaland: The Big DecisionI've always been liking the Premier League and I'm settling in good. The tempo is nice. The vibe is nice. I like England.
Manchester City F.C.Erling Haaland, October 2022I am very angry. We just weren't good enough. It is a tremendous disappointment. We had a good chance to qualify for the Eurocup
Erling Haaland, June 2021Journalist: "What about this viking scream after the first goal?"
Haaland: "I've been in the gym a little bit more than normal lately so I felt a boost in my biceps. It felt good to get it out. It was a nice goal."
