The day I do an interview over one minute will be the day I quit football.
Erling HaalandComment
Listen, I do my job on the pitch. After the match I want to hit the showers, and crack a few cold ones with the boys - not answer questions reporters already know the answers to.
Erling HaalandComment
What a night! You need a hattrick? Call me!
Erling Haaland, July 2019, after scoring a hattrick in his CL debutComment
It's not bad, but it could have been more than that.
Borussia DortmundErling Haaland (as player for Borussia Dortmund), October 2020, about his 17 goals in 18 gamesComment
