The day I do an interview over one minute will be the day I quit football.Erling Haaland
I am very angry. We just weren't good enough. It is a tremendous disappointment. We had a good chance to qualify for the EurocupErling Haaland, June 2021
Journalist: "What about this viking scream after the first goal?"
Haaland: "I've been in the gym a little bit more than normal lately so I felt a boost in my biceps. It felt good to get it out. It was a nice goal."
We're in good shape. So now, Dortmund is coming!Borussia DortmundErling Haaland (as player for Borussia Dortmund), April 2021
Listen, I do my job on the pitch. After the match I want to hit the showers, and crack a few cold ones with the boys - not answer questions reporters already know the answers to.Erling Haaland
What a night! You need a hattrick? Call me!Erling Haaland, July 2019, after scoring a hattrick in his CL debut
It's not bad, but it could have been more than that.Borussia DortmundErling Haaland (as player for Borussia Dortmund), October 2020, about his 17 goals in 18 games