The best Quotes by Eric Effiong

Knowledge is power, power is status and status means popular.

Aimee: "Did you know you need, like, sugar and flour and an oven to bake? And you don't shove it all in, you have to follow alle these rules."
Maeve: "Yeah, it's called a recipe."

Cum is kind of like a penis having a sneeze. Ugh, that means when you swallow someone's cum, it's like eating their snot.

Sometimes, the people we like don't like us back, and it's painful, but there's nothing we can do about it. I know what it's like when someone doesn't feel the same way about you. Someone you can't stop thinking about. It hurts. But you can't make people like you. Love isn't about grand gestures, or the moon and the stars. It's just dumb luck. And sometimes, you meet someone who feels the same way. And then sometimes, you're unlucky. But one day, you're gonna meet someone who appreciates you for who you are. I mean, there's seven billion people on the planet. I know one of them is gonna climb up on a moon for you.

I'm really sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm extremly busy with work and raising my son, and I just have no room in my life for the kind of intimacy you are clearly craving. But I really comment you on your directness and your bravado and I really hope that you find what you're looking for. Goodbye, now.

Be proud of your penis and your heritage. 'Cause neither are going anywhere. You should work with what you've got.

Adam: "Three viagras."
Maeve: "Jesus Christ."
Adam: "You said there was gonna be no judgement. Is three viagras bad? Her reaction made it seem like it was bad. I feel lightheaded and I can taste scampi."
Maeve: "No wonder. You could besiege a castle with that thing."
Adam: "I said stop staring at it!"
Maeve: "Sorry, it's like a third leg."

Abstinence is a healthy choice, that many teens will make. Either by choice, or, as I can attest, by circumstance.

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

How others see you is not important. How you see yourself is everything.

Become unpopular first, or people want perceive you seriously.

Let them hate. Just make sure they spell your name right.

The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about.

You waste time trying to get people to love you, you'll end up the most popular dead man in town.

Why is it nobody understands me and everybody likes me?

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.