Epic Rap Battles of History Quotes

Epic Rap Battles of History Quotes

Epic Rap Battles of History (ERB) is a YouTube web series and music project created by Peter "Nice Peter" Shukoff and Lloyd "EpicLLOYD" Ahlquist.

I would smack you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls
And I'm glad I'm deaf, so I can't hear that piece of sh-t "My World"
Justin Bieber vs. Ludwig van Beethooven
Even Elise wants to do me
And now that you're right next to me
I can understand, why they used a dog to play you in the movie
Justin Bieber vs. Ludwig van Beethooven
Mario Party's the only one you get invited to
Your life is like Skyrim, an endless quest of solitude
Nerd vs. Geek
You dumb motherf*cker, didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you conquer Russia, better pack some f*cking winter clothes
Hitler vs. Vader

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Take your time to think, but when it is time to act, stop thinking and act!
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people. But because of the silence of good people.
The Germans have six months of winter and six months of no summer.
On victory, you deserve beer.
On defeat, you need it.
What else is a story than a lie everyone agrees on?
Chance is the only legitimate ruler of the universe.
Music is the voice that tells us that the human race is greater than it knows.
There's thieves that are never sanctioned although they steal the most precious thing one has: time.
The people love Nero. He inspires in them both affection and respect. One can discern the reason for this popular feeling: Nero oppressed the great and never burdened the ordinary people.
If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.
Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war.
A leader is a dealer in hope.
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
The bigger the lie, the more people believe in it.
If we win, we don't have to explain ourselves. If we lose, there's nothing to explain.
They say I'm up and coming, like I'm f*cking in an elevator
Ed Sheeran - You need me but I don't need you
You're pointless as Rapunzel with f*cking cornrows
Eminem - Rap God, Album: The Marshall Mathers LP 2
No matter how you try, n*ggas never die
We just retaliate with hate, then we multiply
2Pac - Nothing To Lose
We hit the spot to chill with the Fuji Grill
She ordered the Kobe beef, like Shaquille O'Neal
Kanye West - Back Like That
N*gga, you ain't ill in the booth
I'd die and do my next show as a hologram and still be realer than you
I'm the shit like I slithered in poo
I'm sicker than sticking my freaking d-ck inside of a b*tch's syph-lis cooch
Hopsin - Hop Is Back
Every country has its own mafia. In Russia, the mafia has its own country.
I want to say thank you to each of you because we are together. And when we feel the reliable support of those standing beside us, Russia becomes one big family.
Vladimir Putin - New Year Eve’s address 2020/21
This country, Russia, has changed. Russia has become a real football country... where football has become part of the country's DNA and the culture.
Russia... the prequel and sequel to the Sowjet Union.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
Russia... the country that gave the world Tetris, merkins you wear on your heads, and potentially the 45th President of the United States.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
Quick funny story: I threw a touchdown to this dude to end the game. And he looked at me and he had no idea. I said, "Dude, we just won the Super Bowl!"
Patrick Mahomes - February 2024, about the Chiefs' Super Bowl Win
Congrats to the Kansas City Chiefs, MVP Patrick Mahomes, Coach Reid, Travis Kelce, Chris Jones, Mecole Hardman, and the rest of the champs for another Lombardi Trophy. Grace under pressure.
Barack Obama - February 2024, about the Chiefs' Super Bowl Win
It feels great. I'm telling you, I blacked out when I caught the ball, though.
Mecole Hardman Jr. - February 2024, about the Chiefs' Super Bowl Win

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