Epic Rap Battles of History Quotes

Epic Rap Battles of History, or ERB for short, is a YouTube webseries created by Peter Shukoff and Lloyd Ahlquist. The series puts famous historical and pop culture figures, real and fictional, against one another in a rap battle format.

The best Quotes and Sayings

I would smack you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls
And I'm glad I'm deaf, so I can't hear that piece of shit 'My World'

Epic Rap Battles of History, Justin Bieber vs. Ludwig van Beethooven
 
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Even Elise wants to do me
And now that you're right next to me
I can understand, why they used a dog to play you in the movie

Epic Rap Battles of History, Justin Bieber vs. Ludwig van Beethooven
 
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Mario Party's the only one you get invited to
Your life is like Skyrim, an endless quest of solitude

PunchlinesEpic Rap Battles of History, Nerd vs. Geek
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You dumb motherfucker, didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes

Epic Rap Battles of History, Hitler vs. Vader
 
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