The best Quotes by Eoin Colfer

If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.

Oh, I'm crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I've got them all, but most of all, I'm crazy about you.

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.