You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
