The best Quotes by Emma Meyer

I'm kind of like PewDiePie without the Nazi stuff.

Wherever we go, we promised we're in this together.

Is a male asshole tighter than a female asshole?

Hi! I have been dying to meet you. Oh, God, you're so pretty. You want a White Claw? It's 10:01 somewhere.

Do you like Jordan? Do you want to hang out with them? Do you want to talk to them? Do you want to put your mouth on their mouth and other f*cking body parts? I mean, come on. This isn't quantum physics.

You know when Golden Boy flames on his clothes burn off? It's like a big, fiery sea cucumber.