Quotes from Emily in Paris

So you're single? In Paris? Now I'm even more jealous. I mean, your life is croissants and sex.

You need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. That's the best way to learn the language. In bed.

Emily: "I'm levelling up to French II. And I have to focus, because I need more oral."
Mindy: "I don't think that's your issue. You can consummate in French... just not conjugate."

Camille: "There is only one way to get a guy out of your system."
Mindy: "You have sex with another one."

You go to Saint-Tropez to party, not to work. It's like going to Ibiza to do your taxes.

Sylvie: "You'll let your sex life determine business decisions?"
Emily: "We never had Sex!"
Sylvie: "Well, maybe, you should. You're so tense."

Luc: "Ah, Emily's boyfriend, non?"
Julian: "Nah, she just has a crush on him."
Emily: "I didn't say that."
Julian: "You didn't have to."

Emily: "I feel we've made it pretty clear we can't just be friends."
Gabriel: "But we live on top of each other."
Emily: "You're proving my point."

Mathieu: "Please, please, nothing cliché. My uncle is very particular."
Emily: "Oh, I know. He chose me personally."

Fashion is not about a concept. It's about looking beautiful.

You can't punish people for their thoughts. I'm from China, we've tried.

Mathieu: "Do you know what the French do when things are at their darkes? When the bombs were falling during World War II, know what they did?"
Emily: "Hid?"

Now, it's one thing to cheat on your wife with your mistress. It's another thing to cheat on your mistress with a young American.

Emily: "Thou shalt remember that we are all a team. And there is no I in team."
Sylvie: "Well, the French word for team is équipe. And there's an I in équipe."
Emily: "Well, let's not get caught up on vowels."

He quoted Rimbaud to me, and it was hot. The only thing my ex ever quoted was Game of Thrones recaps.

Madeline: "Aw. Where are you?"
Emily: "Jogging on the Seine."
Madeline: "You are living my life. Except for... the jogging part."

Nobody wants to have to have sex with the same person forever.

Do you realize this city is laid out in circles? Like they deliberately designed it to confuse us.

Emily: "Why is it le vagin and not la vagin?"
Sylvie: "Oh, you mean le vagin. I don't know. It just is. Maybe it's because it's something a woman owns and a man possesses."

Your language is seriously fed up.

Emily: "No! You're supposed to spray it. Not drink it."
Laurent: "Well, that explains the taste."

I think the Americans have the wrong balance. You live to work. We work to live.

Emily: "They make a diabetes drug that we marketed the heck out of. Sales went up 63 percent."
Paul: "So you create the disease, then you treat the disease, and then you market the treatments of the disease."
Sylvie: "Perhaps stop eating."

Paris seems like a big city, but it's really just a small town.

You never flirt with another woman in front of your mistress. It's worse than doing it in front of your wife.

Emily: "Cigarettes cause diabetes and cancer."
Paul: "Yes. Well, smoking is a pleasure. And without pleasure, who are we?"
Sylvie: "German?"

I've only been to one winery in Wisconsin, and it had a paintball course.

Sylvie: "That you don't speak French. It's a problem."
Emily: "Well, I'm going to take a class, but je parle un peu français already."

Sometimes the best relationships are complicated.

Of course, I love Paris. And the food is so delicious. The fashion, so chic. The lights, so magical. But the people, so mean.

A little "bonjour" goes a long way.

Honey, look around. We didn't come here to be who we are back home. We came here to lose ourselves and find adventure.

The wonderful thing about Paris is nobody judges you for doing nothing.

The French are romantics, but they're also realists.

Emily: "I feel like I'm dreaming and I'm about to wake up."
Gabriel: "Let's not wake up just yet."

"What do you think?"
Emily: "It's like wearing poetry."

Gabriel: "You think we cannot keep our hands off each other for an hour?"
Emily: "I like the odds when my hands are somewhere else."

I'm not somebody who can share a crêpe. I need the whole crêpe.

Julien: "You're the one bringing the drama."
Emily: "Moi? Are you serious?"

Desire does not mean lack of respect. In fact, quite the opposite. It is a sign of respect.

You're in Paris now. I'm sure we can find you something better than peanut butter.

It's Paris. Everyone's serious about dinner.

Chinese people are mean behind your back. French people, mean to your face.

Oh my God, I feel like Nicole Kidman in "Moulin Rouge".

I like Paris, but I'm not really sure Paris likes me.

You haven't done Paris right until you've had at least one wildly inappropriate affair.

Beyoncé is worth far more than the Mona Lisa.

Emily: "The customer's always right."
Mindy: "See, no, here the customer is never right."
Emily: "Well, maybe I'll educate the chef a little bit about customer service."
Mindy: "You think you're gonna change the entire French culture by sending back a steak?"

You can never escape life. Never.

Emily: "You're nice and French, and you speak English?"
Camille: "Of course. I grew up watching American TV."