The best Quotes by Elmo

Elmo thinks it's important to be kind because if you're kind to somebody, then they'll be kind to somebody, and it goes on and on and on.

If you keep practicing, you can do anything.

It's incredible where you can go with your imagination.

Elmo, you better make a run for it, Governor Romney is going to let Wall Street run wild again, but he's going to bring the hammer down on Sesame Street.

[Asked why he lives in a trash can] Well, the rent is cheap and I love trash, so I figured I would be close to it if I lived in a trash can myself.

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash!

Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.

Ernie: "You know, whenever I'm not sleepy, Bert tells me to count sheep."
Count: "‘Count Sheep?’ Who's that?"

Bad days happen to everyone, but when one happens to you, just keep doing your best and never let a bad day make you feel bad about yourself.

Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.

Cookie is like high five for stomach.

Where there is life, there is hope.

Everyone makes mistakes, so why can't you?

It is I, your furry pal, Grover!

[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

Greetings it is I the Count. They call me the Count because I love to count things.

Me love to eat cookies. Sometimes eat whole, sometimes me chew it.

You'd be a grouch, too, if you lived in a trash can.

For the world has changed, and we must change with it.

When you fall, the real test is whether you can ignore the naysayers, pick yourself up and come back stronger.

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.

Look at Berlin, where Germans and Americans learned to work together and trust each other less than three years after facing each other on the field of battle.

I went to Massachusetts to make a difference. I didn't go there to begin a political career running time and time again. I made a difference. I put in place the things I wanted to do.

I like PBS. I love Big Bird. [..] But I’m not gonna keep on spending money on things to borrow money from China to pay for it.

Business and growing jobs is about taking risk, sometimes failing, sometimes succeeding, but always striving. It is about dreams. Usually, it doesn’t work out exactly as you might have imagined. Steve Jobs was fired at Apple. He came back and changed the world.

Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.

Sometimes me think, "What is a friend?" And then me say, "a friend is someone to share the last cookie with."

Bert: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."

How does President Obama like his coffee? Like himself? Weak?

Zach Galifianakis: "You have a hit pop song called 'Starving'."
Hailee Steinfeld: "Yes I do. Let me guess, you can't relate?"

We went from a shitty team to one of the all-time best dynasties. All you needed was one little match to start that whole fire.

It's a great run, we'd had a wonderful time. Good Team. Time to go.

The natural world can continue to surprise us as long as we give it space to thrive.

What began as a common desire to secure wilderness for people to enjoy, has become a worldwide movement to preserve these areas for future generations. They're a place to escape the burdens of everyday life and an inspiration for our children. They're a haven for endangered species and a hotbed for scientific research.

Come on Ted, it's 2012. What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent when you're reading a newspaper at a bookstore? None of those things exist anymore!

I want to nominate a man, who's cool on the outside, but who burns for America on the inside.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"