Quotes by Elliot Reid

Elliot Reid is a character from Scrubs

Quotes by Elliot Reid

I started an 'I hate Cox'-chatroom. Hasn't worked out the way I planned. It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.

Elliot Reid in Scrubs, Season 5 Episode 22
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J.D.: "Well how would you feel if I hooked up with one of your siblings?"
Elliot: "A little confused considering I have four brothers."

Elliot Reid in Scrubs, Season 4 Episode 7
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Elliot: "My life is a mess."
J.D.: "At least you're pretty."
Elliot: "Pretty don't pay the rent."
Carla: "It does for my sister."
Elliot: "Your sister's a prostitute?"
Carla: "She's a model! Come on, we talked about thinking before we speak."

Elliot Reid in Scrubs, Season 2 Episode 19
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Elliot: "I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity."
J.D.: "Did you find it?"
Elliot: "No. I must've left it at college."

CollegeElliot Reid in Scrubs, Season 2 Episode 1
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Elliot: "Are you sexually active?"
J.D.: "It's active."
Elliot: "I'll write 'rare dry spell' in the margin."

Elliot Reid in Scrubs, Season 1 Episode 9
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