The best Quotes by Elliot Reid

The best Quotes by Elliot Reid

Elliot Reid-Dorian, M.D. is a fictional character played by Sarah Chalke in the American comedy-drama Scrubs.

Elliot: "When did you meet Morgan Freeman?"
Turk: "That's my mom."
Elliot: "I like her freckles."
Scrubs - Season 1 Episode 2
I started an 'I hate Cox'-chatroom. Hasn't worked out the way I planned. It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.
Scrubs - Season 5 Episode 22
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J.D.: "Well how would you feel if I hooked up with one of your siblings?"
Elliot: "A little confused considering I have four brothers."
Scrubs - Season 4 Episode 7
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Elliot: "My life is a mess."
J.D.: "At least you're pretty."
Elliot: "Pretty don't pay the rent."
Carla: "It does for my sister."
Elliot: "Your sister's a prostitute?"
Carla: "She's a model! Come on, we talked about thinking before we speak."
Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 19
3
Elliot: "I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity."
J.D.: "Did you find it?"
Elliot: "No. I must've left it at college."
Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 1
4
Elliot: "Are you sexually active?"
J.D.: "It's active."
Elliot: "I'll write 'rare dry spell' in the margin."
Scrubs - Season 1 Episode 9
3

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Sometimes in life when you get what you want, you end up missing what you left behind.
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Couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.
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The truth is, it's all of your memories, the joyful ones and the heartbreaking ones, that make up who you are as a person.
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Because even if it breaks your heart to be 'just friends'... if you really care about someone, you'll take the hit.
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You just have to remember, that even if things are changing all around you, deep down you're still the same person.
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I grew up on the street. No, not the hood. The Sesame Street.
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Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.
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I don't believe in fate. I believe we have more control than we think and that every action has a reaction. After all, the most minor event, even a butterfly flapping its wings, can change everything.
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What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'.
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Sometimes you just have to do what's right for your friend. Even if it means sacrificing your own happiness. When it comes down to it, you just have to be proud of the decision you make.
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God, my brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden. Get back to me!
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I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.
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Do you actually listen to yourself when you speak, or do you find you drift in and out?
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Because often when you do it, it makes you happy. Things have a way of working out.
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J.D.: "What's wrong with me?"
Dr. Cox: "You're an annoying, whining man-child."
J.D.: "That question wasn't directed to you!"
Dr. Cox: "What question?"
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In the end, the most important thing to accept is that - no matter how alone you feel, how painful it may be - with the help of those around you, you'll get through this too.
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J.D.: "When one person dies, another person gets a chance to live. I like to call it the circle of life."
Dr. Cox: "Oh, my God, you must stop
watching The Lion King."
J.D.: "I like that baby lion cub... what's his name?"
Dr. Cox: "Uhm, Simba."
J.D.: "Trick question - you like it too!"
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One way or another, everyone stops bleeding.
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Turk: "Dude, what's the rule about white boys dancing in public?"
J.D.: "Not allowed unless you're gay..."
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I'm not really proud of this, but I can pick your puff'n'stuff out of a lineup.
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This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced 'an-al-ge-sic', not 'anal-gesic'. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.
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Carla: "Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?"
Turk: "I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?"
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Sometimes all it takes is a slammin' hottie to make you dig down deep and discover who you really are.
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It's hard to face a harsh truth about yourself. The only thing you can do, is try to take positive steps.
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It's about the day I realised, that admitting we're not heroic, is when we're the most heroic of all.
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Turk: "Well?"
J.D.: "It's beautiful. But my parents are killing me, if I marry a black guy."
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Either way, when you hit that low point, you have a choice. You can either wallow in self-pity, or you can suck it up. It's your call.
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Maybe it's not about being the best. Maybe it's about finding little things, that get you through the day. Whether it's the support of someone close to you, or letting yourself feel overwhelmed - if only for a moment.
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I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia, you are not scared, you are an a-shole!
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Challenge yourself; it's the only path which leads to growth.
Never let pride be your guiding principle! Let your accomplishments speak for you.
How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time.
I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college, and before that... I was in the fifth grade.
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I think it's better to leave with decorum and great dignity.
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Elliot: "I am through taking my clothes off in front of men!"
Dr. Kelso: "I think I can speak for all of us when I say: we'll live."
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Carla: "That depends, what are we talking about?"
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Helping someone move is like oral sex. You do it once and they owe you for life.
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