Quotes by Elliot Reid

Elliot Reid is a character from Scrubs

Quotes by Elliot Reid

I started an 'I hate Cox'-chatroom. Hasn't worked out the way I planned. It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.

Elliot Reid in Scrubs, Season 5 Episode 22
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J.D.: 'Well how would you feel if I hooked up with one of your siblings?'
Elliot: 'A little confused considering I have four brothers.'

Elliot Reid in Scrubs, Season 4 Episode 7
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Elliot: 'My life is a mess.'
J.D.: 'At least you're pretty.'
Elliot: 'Pretty don't pay the rent.'
Carla: 'It does for my sister.'
Elliot: 'Your sister's a prostitute?'
Carla: 'She's a model! Come on, we talked about thinking before we speak.'

Elliot Reid in Scrubs, Season 2 Episode 19
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Elliot: 'I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity.'
J.D.: 'Did you find it?'
Elliot: 'No. I must've left it at college.'

CollegeElliot Reid in Scrubs, Season 2 Episode 1
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Elliot: 'Are you sexually active?'
J.D.: 'It's active.'
Elliot: 'I'll write 'rare dry spell' in the margin.'

Elliot Reid in Scrubs, Season 1 Episode 9
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