The best Quotes by Elizabeth Boland

Danny: "Can I stay home from school today?"
Beth: "Nobody's staying home."
Danny: "I feel sick."
Beth: "What hurts?"
Danny: "My spleen."
Beth: "Specificity is good, but that's over the top. Next time, try tummy."

Ruby: "Maybe you shouldn't have bought it in the first place."
Annie: "My, what a helpful contribution. Let me just grab my time machine."

Why aren't there any of these awesome women in my history book? I'll tell you why. Sister made the mistake of getting her period.

Girls today can be anything. CEO, Olympic golden medalist, even a Supreme Court Justice. We've finally broken that glass ceiling and, wow, it sure looks good from the top.

Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.

They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.

This isn't about good or bad. This is about power. And who is allowed to use it.