Quotes and Voice-Lines by Elise the Spider Queen

I hear man likes a lady with legs.

Ladies wish they had legs like me.

Why so tense? Relax!

The spider, I. And you, the fly.

Pull the strings. Watch them dance.

Only the spider is safe in her web.

Hapless Aristocrat: "I'd follow you anywhere."
Elise: "I know just the place."

How fast can they run on two legs?

My true beauty is beneath the skin.

I know what lurks in the shadows.

Best way to the heart is between the ribs.

Pyke: "They all sink before they float."
Wolf: "Dead should stay dead!"
Lamb: "He will soon wish he had."

Kalista: "We shall pierce their treasonous hearts!"
Lamb: "Betrayers make for worthy prey."

Soothsayer: "Wash away all that troubles you."
Wolf: "We are the troubles!"

Darling, the legs aren't so beautiful, I just know what to do with them.

You got two legs and a heartbeat. What's stopping you?

Player: "It's no wonder spiders give people goosebumps."
Sebastian: "Could be the hairy legs. Or the soulless eyes. Or the venomous fangs. Any number of endearing qualities, really."

"Follow the spiders"... Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Love is not so easily dissuaded.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Wear a mask long enough, and you forget the face beneath.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

Rhaast: "With the Ora you wield, we could destroy everything!"
Kayn: "With all the stupid things you say, we could fill a library."

The only true death is to never live.

Wolf: "I see water!"
Lamb: "They are called tears."

What's in my violin case? Violence.

I accidentally did that on purpose.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

The only thing the sun's good for is what it does to milk.

Hate and love are just two words for passion.

Every smile is just a frown waiting to be turned upside down.

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

What is truth, but a survivor's story?

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

Fools fear death, the strong wield it.

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

How many times must I die before I learn to live?

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

They say I don't know when to quit. Like that's a weakness.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Captains told me to kill fish, fish told me to kill captains, makes sense.

Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.

Ugh, hey anyone know whose teeth are stuck in my knuckles?

Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.

Me, miss? Not by a long shot!

Nice glove, Ezreal, maybe you can use it to pick yourself up after the game.

There's no I in team, but there is one in Darius.

Incoming friendly fire! Dodge - or don't. Your call.